They had this video over on PrestonAndSteve.com and I had to share it with you guys. This is why I could never live in Jersey / NY. Damn Guidos.
Sadly, our shore house in Seaside Heights, NJ is becoming exactly like this. Kids these days…
Caption This is back in full force so I figured I’d kick it off with everyone’s favorite story teller, Adler. Here he is dressed to the nines, totally about to get laid. Have at it kids…
Check out more Caption This pics here.
Alright so it has been a little under a full year since I last updated BpBc. Honestly, it was dead in the water - I just didn’t have the time to keep up with it. In fact, I still don’t have the time, but I’m gonna give it a shot. Stayed tuned for some quality shit =)
A friend sent me this video last week. It’s so-so until the dude in the middle starts laughing (around 1:25). I love the comedian’s “stop mid performance” reaction…hilarious. BUTTT My favorite part has to be at the end when the music is playing and you can still hear him laughing (around 8:08)…
I wish my dad laughed like that…
Ok so if you remember the last music survey, it went something like this. Well I’m in the mood for another little diddy with some new categories so let’s have at it, hoss. It goes a little something like this:
Basically, for each category you put a song (in the comments). If there is a song that reminds you of that experience, put that down with an * after it. If not, put down the song you would WANT TO HEAR during that experience. Leave your lists in the comments. Easy Enough.
Score a Game Winning Goal - Something Explosive like Still Trying by Midtown
Ski / Snowboard Down a Mountain - Sublime - Badfish
Smoke Weed - Anything by the Beatles
Dance At A Party - Next Episode by Snoop or Knock on Wood by Amii Stewart
Roller Skate At A Skating Rink With A Partner (You know, holding hands…like Elementary school) - For some reason Total Eclipse Of The Heart pops into my memory. There were just so many times and so many girls that it’s hard to keep track…
Any Tedious Work Task - Bolero by Ravel
Take A Shower - Wake Up by Tim Armstrong
Sing Karaoke - Christ, whatever I will butcher the least and everyone knows the words to…maybe Panama by Van Halen
Sit In Rush Hour Traffic - Preston and Steve
Take Long Ass Road Trip - The Point! by Harry Neilsson
Walking Around The City / To Class - Phish - Heavy Things
At A Strip Club (Girls dancing to) - Work it by Missy Misdemeanor
Walking Up To Bat In a Baseball Game - Superman by Goldfinger
On a First Date - First Date by Blink182. If she rocks out, she’s a keeper…
On The Bus Going To School - MxPx of the late 90’s (Teenage Politics)
After A Long Day Of Work - Miley Cyrus…sike. How about some quiet?
Ok so that’s all I got. These were actually hard to come up with ( and some a stretch 
), so this will most likely be the last of the series. Leave your picks in the comments kiddos.
This tip came in from bpbc lurker, danny boy. It seems that Jenna Fischer is going to be “naked” on the cover of Wired Magazine. Unfortunately, you won’t see much as she will be holding something in front of herself. On the other hand, I guess it’s one step close to Playboy so I can’t complain
I still like her more when she’s not dolled up (like in The Office). Pam Beesley FTW!!!
Source: PopSugar
So many thoughts come to mind. First off, I have been to my fair share of bowling alley’s and I have never seen anything but overweight old men (like the creeper in the background). A woman with milf status is such a rare find.
Secondly, I can only pray that my future wife will be able to do a trick similar to that. Such flexibility and control - I bet she’s a freak in the sack. Enter dirty thoughts.
Third, I feel bad for this lady’s children. If my mom was out on a friday night at 7:30pm pulling stunts like this at the local alley and it ended up on the internets, I’d be pretty embarrassed.
So who knows of a bowling hot spot in the philly area with shenanigans like this going on…please let me know straight away.
