Written by Dan - Tagged with Alcohol, Beer - 13 Comments

Here is a top 10 list of alcoholic drinks and shots that you should avoid at all costs. They usually induce my puke reflex and force me to use every muscle in my body to chew it back, garth. So take note of the drinks you should either stay away from or buy for your friend on their 21st birthday.

10 Drinks / Shots That Will Make You Puke

  • The Stinger ( or Stanger ) - A shot of Vladdy in a glass of Natty (or Natty Ice). This drink was invented by a severely intoxicated Mike Heffernan one night at Pitt. We decided it would help us get extra drunk and it instead only made me hate my life the next morning.
  • 252 - Half 151, Half Wild Turkey. Total puke through your nose - the kind that burns for hours.
  • Three Wisemen - Jack, Johnny and Jim. The three J’s of death. Suprisingly, this shot tastes better coming back up. True Story.
  • Cement Mixer - Fill one shot glass with Bailey’s. Fill second shot glass with Lime and 151. Shake you mouth back and forth and let the good times roll. I had this on my buddy’s 21st and it was absolutely terrible, especially since I had to chew it down.
  • Motor Oil - A shot of bourbon mixed with Hershey’s Syrup. You can’t get this one at most bars as they don’t usually carry Hersey’s syrup. While it might sound tasty, it’s far from it.
  • Prairie Fire - Tequila and Tabasco sauce. It will put some hair on your ass no doubt.
  • Poop Dollar - This is an original, although I am not sure who came up with it. We went out for a friends birthday and made this ridiculous shot called the Poop Dollar. Knob Creek, Bailey’s and Jager. Gives the shot a nice “feces brown” color. Hey, THERES POOP ON THAT DOLLAR!
  • Four Horsemen - 151, Rumple Minz, Cuervo and Jager. Alone, they are nasty but when mixed they make you orgasm. Seriously.
  • High Crown - 10 High Whiskey + Crown Russe Vodka. While I have never had this one, it can’t be that bad. Crown Russe goes down easy with anything…
  • Jager chased with some chest hair - Another orginal. Nothing beats some Jager from the chest with some nipple hair to add some texture. Barf.
  • Chest Shot

So there you have it. Buy your friends these shots, but avoid them at all costs. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

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Comment by Douglas on March 8, 2007

Quality post. I can’t be the only one that wants to go out and do all ten of these? Then wake up naked in a gutter with my ass throbbing?

Comment by scott Champ on March 13, 2007

you left out the worst shot of all.

Sweaty Mexican LumberJack

tabasco, tequila, Yukon Jack

goes down real nice

 
 
Comment by anna on March 9, 2007

all these “girlie” drinks …. whatever happened to old fashioned beerfests slash orgies?

Comment by dan on March 9, 2007

Those happen the first Thursday of every month. Get your ticket to the US to join the fun!

 
 
Comment by kerv on March 9, 2007

My submission to the shots list…

Left Hook: Half Jager/Half Goldslager

It will put you on your ass.

 
Comment by sly on March 9, 2007

Conquistador - Tequila and milk. Almost puked from the idea of drinking it.

 
Comment by Douglas on March 9, 2007

The Columbian Carbomb- Shot of tequila dropped into a glass of Corona.

Comment by sly on March 9, 2007

We’re drinking Columbian carbombs in NC

Comment by dan on March 9, 2007

There is no way in hell I am drinking that…now the jager from ed’s chest… that’s a different story

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Comment by Ryne on June 16, 2007

Left hooks are the only way to go!!

 
Comment by Gearoid on September 8, 2007

i tried a few of them and i never usually get sick but fuck i did…. a lot!! back in Ireland one drink very few people survive (or even try) is called a “goodnight and fuck ya”. its a shot of everything behind the bar in a pint glass. i did it once and woke up in hospital the next day i did’nt have to pay for the drink though!

 
Comment by AaronBSam on March 7, 2008

I’m partial to the Black Samurai:

1 ounce of sake
1/2 ounce of soy sauce

Makes you feel like you’re being run through with a katana.

 
Comment by dczip on April 6, 2008

had the prairie fire the other day and i kept it down. also had a variation of the four horsemen minus the cuervo (bartender gave it to my friend for free since i was going to drink it and it was my birthday, she said i would be sick soon after it)

 
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