(In no particular order)
1. Target - My hidden gem. Target never ceases to amaze me. I go in there looking for a new DVD and I find women all over the place. From my experiences, there are mainly trophy wives during the day who have the hubby’s credit card. Women be shopping!
2. A Hospital - Remember all of those nursing majors in college? Of course you don’t. That’s because they were always clinical or whatever nurses do. Most of them go unseen throughout their college career. Well let me tell you something….Hospitals are packed with 20something vaginals who are overworked and stressed out. Quite the perfect storm if you ask me.
3. Any Big Name Gym - This is an obvious one. Girls with great bodies generally have to work at it. Where at you ask? Duhhhhhh. Of course, it has to be a big name gym like Bally’s or LA Fitness. I used to go to a gym that was attached to a hospital and every woman there had already been through menopause, some twice. Go to a trendy gym, just after the work day and enjoy the ride.
4. College Library - Smart girls are hot. Unfortunately, they also avoid the library because they know real work doesn’t get done there (from my experiences at least). Generally, I have found college libraries full sorority-type girls who go there with intentions of studying, but end up talking with their hot sorority-type friends. Go there, pretend to read and stare away. Creepily, of course.
5. Whole Foods - Hot moms buy their expensive, organic food at Whole Foods. This place is either hit or miss. You might get an old Jewish woman looking for a quart of 2% milk or you might get a neglected housewife who’s only excitement during the day is her trip to Whole Foods and would surely lay a young stud while the husband is away on a business trip. End scene.
6. Baseball Games - Something about girls wearing hats and a baseball jersey. It’s sexy. What’s not sexy is when you see them on the “Kiss Cam” giving some jerkoff a kiss. You then see the same jerk off a few innings later starting a fight with some opposing fans.
7. Strip Clubs - Sure the girls probably have fake boobs and a few STDs, but that just means they have some character. For $20 you can get an embarassing boner, blue balls and enough mental imagery to last you a month. Always a good time at the tatty bar.
8. Abortion Clinic - This one is total speculation. My thoughts are this: Not every girl at these places are going to be hot. In fact, most won’t be. But when you find the ones that are, you know they are already doing the dirty so you have better odds at maybe getting some? Run with that.
9. Malls - Like I said before “Women be shopping” and the malls are packed with hot ladies. The problem is that after 3pm you can’t tell which ones are Ok to stare at and which ones will get you thrown in the klink. I usually employ the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” system in this scenario and just roll with it.
10. The Philly Soft Pretzel Factory In Abington - Who am I kidding?
I’m not saying you can MEET women at these places, just simply find them. After that, it’s up to you whether you take that step or just do like me and stare creepily from the other side of the room.
What places did I miss?
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re: #8, coughdogmacoughcough
never saw it…
HOOOOOOOOOOOODLES!!!
I will add a few other sources to the list to add some additional merrit.
Any grocery store - When I was in college it was Bash’s, Fry’s or Safeway. All three were a gateway to new vaginal intercourse.
Seaside Heights - Hancock Ave anyone? Anyone?
How about 3 Brother’s Pizza and the Warsaw. I know a guy named Steven who would agree.
Just to clarify the Philly Soft Pretzel Factory option…that’s where I work…somewhat of an inside joke…
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