Getting it on in the car is a necessary skill for those who still live under their parent’s rule. Hell, it’s even a fun way to spice your sex life if you are looking to experiment. So without further ado, here are 10 killer vehicles to sex up…
Dump Truck - For some reason I associate a dump truck with a porn clip where some construction dude gets to bang a construction chick who is wearing nothing but some work boots and hard hat. That thought alone merits a spot on the list.
Hummer - Nothing says “Hey I’ve got money” like sexxing up the spacious backseat of a Hummer. I think it’s an unwritten rule that when messing around in a Hummer, you have to get one from your partner.
Limo - Guys, I have learned from personal experience that nothing splits a woman’s legs like a cheap bottle of champagne in the backseat of a limo. Granted, my experience is limited to South Philly Hookers, but I am pretty sure if works that way with all women.
Taxi - I’ve seen Taxi Cab Confessions. I know what goes in the taxicab ride home after a sloppy night of making out with that chick you just met at the bar an hour ago. Women like the allure of possibly getting caught (and maybe the watchful eyes of an Indian driver in the rear view mirror) so what a better place to please her than in the car ride home. Don’t knock it till ya try it!
School Bus - In high school the hormones are raging. Any sight of itty bitty titty committee cleavage would result in immediate bonerage for most guys. The thoughts of getting the hottest girl in the backseat of the bus was a daily thought. So here is what you do. Take a girl, break into a school yard, bust into a bus and Hump away. Your dream come true.
Pickup Truck - I wouldn’t mind doing some howling in the bed of the truck under the stars. If she doesn’t go for it, bring wine and get her drunk. Bring some padding to lay on and the rest will fall into place. Call me romantic cause I know how to heat ‘em up. 
Ford Focus - I drive a Ford Focus and that merits a spot on the list. The back seat folds down and there is a surprising amount of room. The shocks are incredible and will make the bouncing movements effortless.
Ice Cream Truck - This one was given to me be BpBc reader “kater”. Apparently she has a childhood obsession with her Ice Cream Man which now translates into sex in the Ice Cream Truck. Weird.
Bangbus - Aahh the one ride all amateur reality pornstarlets aspire to hop on - the ever elusive bangbus. If you don’t know what the bangbus is you are probably a female or homosexual. In a nutshell, these guys pick up chicks off the road, bang em and then leave them on the side of the road. Granted, it’s all fake, but it gets the job done.
Ecto-1 - Kater has her Ice Cream Truck fetish so why can’t I have a Ghostbusters thing? That supped up station wagon was so badass I bet women would bend over by the dozen to hop inside. Who ya gonna call????
So there ya have it. Some great alternatives to spice up your sex life. Has anyone actually tried any of these? Besides Kater and the ice cream man…
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ha, well actually, this past weekend was a first for me. i partook in the pickup truck scenario and was extremely pleased. unfortunately we weren’t prepared with a blanket or anything so we used our clothes to lay on, but next time, for sure, will be more thought out. i think the part i liked best was that it was her pop’s pick up. so thanks pop, for providing us with an extra option to bump uglies.
A Ford Focus? Are you kidding me?
You couldn’t get laid in a Ford Focus if you had five $100 bills sticking out of your pants fly. And I’d know because I had a Dodge Shadow.
I have a Lumina now and believe me, nothing gets you more tail than a child seat in the back of your car. It screams ‘responsibility’ and chicks eat that crap up.
By the way, check out ‘dump truck’ in the Urban Dictionary. Beep beep.
I’ve actually don’t the bus one…not that great. It was an old school bus that had the school’s name painted over to spell out “ENTER LE COOL IST 1″ Anyway, the thing you’re forgetting about with school buses are the vinyl seats. Not that great on bare skin. And the seats aren’t as wide as you remember…
What’s up with the CG bus? Couldn’t find a picture of a real one? When I saw the Ice cream truck all I thought of was the Ice Truck killer and I thought you were on some freaky ish.
Im working on my Photoshop skills. Pretty good job i’d say…
How bout any vehicle from Twisted Metal 2? Also Integras have way more room in the back than ford focuses. I recently found that out.
What? Did you have sex in the back of my car some night while I was sleeping? You drink all of my old man’s alcohol and then bang in my car? I hate you.
Ford Focus? Not impressive. Try a Geo Prizm. Now you’re talking flexibility, strength and balance. Count it.
On the Geo tip,
Avoid the Geo Tracker
I’d say avoiding an of the Geo vehicles would be the best way to go.
I always found that if the interior of the vehicle is unforgiving the hood of said car or any nearby car can be good.
Especially if you get off on cold, and I do.
No way with the focus beans, you would have to take a time out to roll down the windows by hand, because that shit is so small you need to stick your feet out the window