mmm…Jessica Alba

Well, it’s been some time since i’ve posted. Thanks for the comments loyal readers. I’ve been driving all over the place hitting seaside and cape may. Lotta drinking going on. Went to the bar with the omax crew monday night and caught up with them. Good times, but I digress. The reason for this update is because of this gem I found at collegehumor.com. Jessica Alba’s boobie. I think shes smokin especially in a see through shirt. Check it out kids. Oh and I apologize to my female audience for all the male material lately. Maybe ill put a naked pic of me up or something to make up for it…

maybe i’ll update later with more about me. Although I don’t want malen lashing out at me for two postings in one day, so it may not come until tomorrow.

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Boner

Winnie Cooper = Yowsa

Props goes out to Justin over at Dontlinkthis for the source.

More bonerific material:

Where can I find a gym like this?
The Power tools link - I like the 3rd girl, when the beat picks up…mmm
Girls making out =)

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I’ll admit…He’s grown on me

Dane Cook. When I first heard his stand-up it was by force. DiFerdinando made me listen to it on his computer and I thought it was horrible. I think a big part of my dislike was having to listen to dif’s nonstop, ear piercing laugh throughout the entire thing. Anyway, I never cared much for his comedy until I saw an interview he had with kimmel (from thighswideshut). Before you watch the Dane Cook interview, you have to watch this short clip of Tom Cruise on Oprah to get the joke. Maybe I’ll download one of his standups or something and give him a second try. Leave comments about the clip, fuckers.

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Well it’s official

Well after seeing SNL last week, Lindsay Lohan has been knocked off my “to-do” list, which is fortunate because it saves me the embarassement of not calling her back. I guess the cocaine finally caught up with her?

It looks like she’ll break her back or something if she sneezes. My day is ruined.

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Cartel

Can’t stop listening to Cartel recently. Their new album is going to be the shitttt. I wouldn’t be suprised to see them on MTV in a year or so (they gotta get off militia group). Anyway, take a listen to one of their songs and leave a comment or something.

In other news, on friday night tim, donny, and me are going down to our shore house in seaside. Then on saturday night we are going to cape may to visit heff. Should be a good ‘ole drunken time. Drop a line if you are going to be in either of these places.

Anyone catch the phils game tonight? Some wild plays going on and man did the giants seem to suck. I think sometime next week I’m gonna go hit up a night game? Who’s down?

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Shocks? Pegs? Lucky!

Whoa, new season of Entourage AND family guy this sunday. Anyone else exicted for this stuff or am I just that lame? Entourage has to be one of my favorite shows right now…who doesn’t love Johnny Drama? Found a trailer for the new season…check it yo. Give me two years, maybe three, and I’ll be living that lifestyle. I’ll have to find my own entourage to leech off me. Who’s interested?

Anyway, I’ve decided that this time around with bpbc will be less about day to day shit and more about stuff I find online or whatever. My life is not entertaining enough to write about. word.

Oh, powerball tonight…I’m gonna win

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Not too shabby

Just got back from watching The Longest Yard with toogar. It was a pretty solid comedy for a football movie…better than The Replacements. Anyway, go see it. I just wanted to share a link with you all who like coldplay. Here is there new album advance =). Download it while it lasts and enjoy.

Edit: Actually, they seem to have deleted the file off of the server so if you want it IM me and i’ll hit you up.

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