So sick and tired of waiting

yea zolof… Well here I am in the airport, waiting for my flight back to the 215. Last night was just ridiculous. We drank at the “hospitality” session (aka open bar) for 2 hours and then went to downtown Orlando. It was pretty intense. We went to this club called Paris which was incredibly homosexual and expensive so we bolted and hit up this cheap bar. Jager shots were only 2 bucks and so were ML’s. It was a win win situation at that place.

Anyway, we went to this other club…i forget the name…but they wanted me to pay 20 bucks because I had sneakers on (cover was originally 5). F that I said and walked away. They wouldn’t let Garland in at all because he had shorts on, so we went to this ghetto club and boy was I suprised. They had chicks naked on stage (just body paint) dancing. So of course I was staring at them for a large porition of the evening. I spent around 80 bucks on alcohol…it was Arizona all over again.

Needless to say, I overslept today…for the second time. Except this time, someone tried to sign me in so I wouldn’t get into trouble. Of course, I got caught. I told them the truth, that I overslept and I dunno who signed me in and they were cool with that. Apparently a ton of people slept in so it wasn’t so bad. It’s amazing how if you just come clean with people, things fix themselves. I mean, I could have made have made up a story, but that wouldn’t have changed the fact that I was late.

Anyway, time to get on the plane…ill add some more stuff later and some pictures

later days

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I miss my fatass cat

As I sit here through this lame training, I begin to wonder what mr. antonio is up to right now. He is probably chilling out, eating some food and laying around. Man do I miss that cat. As soon as I get my own place (and hopefully that is very soon), I am going to reclaim him.

Only a few more days left in Orlando then it’s back to philly. I haven’t been staffed yet so I will be working in the philly office until then. I’m actually hoping to be working in harrisburg so I can either go home or to pitt on the weekends. We’ll see how it goes. Crouch, if you read this, talk to one of your superiors and get me staffed, do it, do it.

So this friday I will be home. Who is trying to hit some bars? I think kervick will be making his return soon so that’ll be some reason to celebrate.

The other night I was in the jacuzzi with a beer and these two chicks came in for a while. They were smoking. Then this other dude joined and he started talking business with me. Once the chicks saw my beer, they realized I was older and they left. At least I tell myself that’s why they left. I probably just scared them away. Either way, they made for some good masturbation material later that night…JUST KIDDING! But yea, hotties in the hotel all week. Only problem is that most of them are underage. But that hasn’t stopped me before…

giggidy giggidy giggidy

Normally I wouldn’t write anything about this, but I know vigile is itching for the chance to take some more cheap shots at me. It’s about the HP book but there will be spoilers so if you don’t want to know what happens, don’t read on…also, there may be spoilers in the comments so you may not want to read them…

Did you make the jump vigile? Yea so how ridiculous was the HBP. Dumbledore dies?! is that possible? Didn’t see that one coming. Does anyone still think snape is good and the fact that he killed dumbledore was just a setup? As crazy as that sounds, I wouldn’t be suprised. And then harry hooking up with ron’s sister. That’s just nutty. This book is pretty dark and intense and I liked it the most outta all of them. I’m not sure about Draco trying to take on Dumbledore…seemed like a stretch. AHH too much on the mind with all the stuff that happened. But yea, share your thoughts in the comments…if you do, type your response like this:

< "spoiler> YOUR MESSAGE HERE < "/spoiler>, just without the ” “.

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So take a chance and make it big

Hey kids! ssssorry for the lack of updates. I’ve been down in Orlando for the last week and a half and haven’t had too much free time. It’s been a blast so far. I’ll give a full recap sometime next weekend and I will try to get some pics up.

Right now I am sitting through a boring lecture about CMMI. Hooray! All I can think about right now is getting back to my room so I can sleep.

Moving along, my killer paycheck was crushed today when the bills started rolling in. I wish I was still in college and my parents paid my bills. sigh.

I think I have a new obsession with this TV show called “jim kramer” or something like that. It’s this intense stock trading show. Eventually I would like to start doing the stock thing so I figured I’ll start to learn about how it all works now. If anyone has any good information, lemme know.

ok this entry sucks so i will stop the pain and end here. more to come tonight.

EDIT: SOME PICS HERE

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Orlando babbbby

Well I am down here in Orlando doing training with de-lo-waaaa. So far it’s been good. Too many canandians here. I wan’t to hurt them ey? Anyway, the new harry potter book is pretty sweet. Vigile can suck my left nut because although I did read the book, I didn’t go and wait in line. Hey vigile, I love this “blog hating” we got going on but I mean honestly, did you have to being harry into it? Bad Form.

I’ve been heavily drinking every night, going to sleep at 3 and waking up at 7. Today it finally all caught up with me and I felt like death. Coffee is my new found best friend. Learn to love it.

I can’t wait to get back home and start work. Wow, that sounds lame. But the sooner I make some bank, the sooner I can buy shit like a house, pay off loans. Then I can start my own business, make a ton, retired by 29 and live on a beach. Anyone wanna take bets I can do it?

Yea so I got nothing else. Someone got some pics of my dancing and doing kareoke so I’ll try to get them up sometime next week or when I am home.

That is all.

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Live! From Glen Mills…

…It’s saturday night! Yea that was homosexual, deal with it. How y’all been? Everyone leave a comment on this entry with your name so I can get a feel for my bpbc community. Tonight I am goin out to eat with my co-workers to some restaurant called Tangerine…should be a good time.

There was no soccer on wednesday, but that’s ok because we still played pick-up. Toogar and I tore shit up, but of course that’s expected. Last night was my induction into the Masons. Good stuff.

The shore isn’t happening saturday, I have too much to do before ORLANDOOOOOO. So sorry malen.

Yea this entry sucks, so instead of me ramblin on….why don’t you check out this kick-ass album (listen to “bonnie and bobbie”). Also, check this site because the new Harry Potter book comes out tomorrow. Shit, I just got a boner.

Time to walk it off…

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So sick so sick of being tired

and oh so tired of being sick…you know the words. Yea so, I’m too tired to write anything good right now, but I wanted to point you all to my bro’s site. The latest entry is funny…mainly the part about adler. The other stuff is basically made up.

And I wanted to throw this out there. If you like it, keep it. If not, send it back. The new Houston Calls CD is sick. Drive Thru shows they have some signs of life. Go listen. Or click the song im listening to at the top to check out my playlist and get the songs there.

That is all. More to follow tomorrow. Gotta be up at 5:30 tomorrow..fuccckkkkkk

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Gonna keep this short

Well today was day 1 with D******. Not too bad, pretty slow since it was just orientation. I don’t want to talk much about it because after reading this article, I get worried about losing my job. So yeaaa moving off that subject.

Well maybe back on for a second…Unfortunately, there were no hot - or even cute - girls at orientation. Of course, I can’t expect much given the line of work I am in. We’ll see what kinda hole (you like that kerv?) shows up at orientation. Ok, now moving on.

Wednesday is another soccer game and I think we still need a female player so if you are in the area and want to play…hit me up SOOOOONNNN (that’s soon, not son), even if you suck…unless you reallly suck, then forget about I even mentioned it.

I started reading the latest Harry Potter book: The Order of the Phoenix; mainly because the new book comes out this saturday (OMFG!!@!#$!!#$). I am soooooooo waiting in line Friday night in my wizard gear to get that book with all the cool 8 year olds. Well, not really…my lameness has a limit…but I will be going down to my shore house Saturday where I will make sweet sweet love to the book all day on the beach. Then on Sunday, it’s off to Orlando for two weeks for some more training. Anyone gonna be in the area then? I know it’s kinda random, but I figure that since 1230204234205 people read this crap daily that someone will be down there. Get at me.

That is all for now. It’s 10:00 and I am effin’ tired. Sad.

Night.

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