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Did anyone else catch the phils game last night? Fuckin Ryan Howard. After last night’s clutch grand slam, i’d bend over for him. What a huge hit. But let’s be honest, the phightins are going to F it up and it will be another season lost. I’m such a pessimist. Die Charlie Manuel.

Moving on to less exciting stuff…I’ve spent the past week or so in New York city. It’s a nice place, but I prefer philly over it any day. The commute is horrible so I guess I am lucky it’s only a week. Speaking of the next place I’ll be at…It is probable that I will be in Greensburg for the next 6-8 months on a project. That’s the tits. I’d be able to hit up the house for some parties, see some friends, skeeze on some freshman ladies…just like old times. Good times. Keep a look out Pittsburgh, for the return of bernie!

Cartels new album CHROMA came out a couple of days ago. I keep saying this, but you all really need to check them out. Sooo catchy and soooo good. I don’t often recommend artists like this, but when I do, they usually blow up because I know good music. Theres a new straylight run song out. It’s shitty at first but at the 3 min mark it gets better. Have a listen.

The little bro is coming back to town this weekend. I’ll have to make a point to tap into dad’s keg with him as a little welcoming home party. Next week I’ll be out in Pittsburgh for the Cocktail amongst other things so you all better a piece of me when im there.

New survivor started, I’m not sure how I feel about this season because it didn’t hook me like the past few have. I’ll give it a few more watches, but this could be where survivor and I part ways, after 3 or 4 glorious years.

Right so I have nothing left. Life is boring, but good things are on the wayyyyy. Leave some comments fuckers, I do this for you.

Later daysssssssss

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Random - 1 Comment

Thought I was gone, didn’t ya? Well I’m not. Something fucked up with my old host and everything crashed. Lucky for all of you, I backed everything up! yea!

BpBc will thrive once again. Since I have nothing better to do with large parts of my day, look for consistent updates. Yea I said it.

So I figure I will start back up with a nice little story about my recent company trip to the Poconos. It goes like this…

Thursday we have meetings all day at some resort called Split Rock in the Poconos. Immediately after the meetings, people proceed to eat dinner and start drinking a las 7:00pm. This can’t be good, but i’m not one to argue with open bar, so I join in on the fun. By 9 or 10, I am bombed. The party moves from the main building to someone’s cabin ( we each had our own cabins spread throughout the resort ). Time passes, it’s around 2 am and I need to sleep. I stumble back with my roomate, send out some drunk texts ( you may have received one ) and proceed to faceplant on my floor, then my bed.

Cut to 3:30 am. Actually, don’t cut. First, a little back story never hurt no one. I tend to sleep walk. ALOT, especially lately and especially when I drink. Ok, now cut to 3:30. I wake up, standing in only my boxers, on this golf course that was behind out cabin. I have no idea how I got there or what was going on. My first thought was “holy fuck i’m on the golf course”. My next thought was “Holy fuck i’m in the woods and a killer is going to get me”. So I start to run through the woods, trying to find my apartment, but I can’t remember the number. Shit. Finally 1039 pops into my head and I dash for the cabin. I’m talking like horror movie shit right here. Half naked person running from the killer. You’d be scared too. So the door is Locked. Try the window, it’s also locked. The roommate is passed out and I can’t get in. fack.

Next, I have the great idea to try the back window. I walk around back, rip off the screen and it doesn’t open. BUT WAIT! There are two floors. I somehow shimmey up the side of the deck to the second floor, rip off that screen and the window is actually open! Woo effin hoo. So I drop through the window, onto the kitchen but when I look up, I see that I am in the wrong apartment! I broke into the neighbor’s cabin. Instead of running, I say “HELLLLOOO?” and nobody responds. I decided to leave, but first I pick up the phone, call security and ask them to let me in. Out the front door, down the steps and over to my place where I wait for the next 20 min - in my underwear still. Finally a guard comes up to me, looks at my muddy arms, bleeding feet, my boxers and says “looks like it was a fun night” haha. Made it back to bed around 4:30. It was nuts.

The End.

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