DONNY at PSU

Douglas Caldwell recently visited PSU for a very long weekend… four nights to be exact. During those four magical nights, Donny had quite a bit of fun. I don’t want to go into too many details…not until donny has had the chance to speak for himself. I will be giving Donny the chance to post his own narration before I spill the beans. Having said that, I hope, for everyone’s sake, that Donny posts soon and includes every intimate detail he can remember. Donny, make me proud. And Nancy. Make her proud too. The time is ticking Daynald. Expose yourself…and possibly Adler, because he had a ridiculous weekend as well. Peace out chillen

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Manbaby Halloween costume

Alrighty well like I said, I found my costume for this halloween…The ManBaby. Rishi and a few others at pitt have been calling me the manbaby for a long time now. I guess it’s because I used to watch Even Stevens and read Harry Potter amongst other immature things. Anyway, I figured I would feed their need to see the true manbaby this halloween. It should be a good laugh. The costume is a lil tight, but that’s ok I guess.

I’m pretty sure halloween is my 2nd favorite holiday (christmas is number one). Usually, I pimp out BpBc to fit the holiday, but not that i’m a high roller with 80+ hits a day, that just wouldn’t be professional. Maybe for xmas i’ll do something crazy. ::pushes up invisible glasses::

Oh! Ira hooked me up with this site that makes this sweet ass lense that allows you to see through people’s clothing. I have to see if it fits my camera…wait, nevermind. I just checked and it’s 180 for the lense. No tatties are worth 180 bucks. period.

OK I’m out. Better updates when better crap happens. Boooorrriiinnggg. Yo more people should post some ish on here… ::cough:: shug ::cough::

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The F is a marauder anyway?

Sooo this weekend started with steve and myself driving out to millersvile (home of the marauder) to visit malen. In case you didn’t know, a marauder is a “land pirate” haha. Nice mascot. Anyway, it was a good drunken time, but it rendered me useless for the rest of saturday.

Got a few drunk dials over the weekend, so i’ll upload them sometime tomorrow. Actually, I don’t feel like writing anymore so ill leave you with this video. Oh! I got my costume today. It’s pretty solid. Stay tuned, a better update manana

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Frustrated with sexual performance spam

Ugh. Everyday I wake up and my inbox is full of spam. I just started getting bombarded a few days ago and I know I didn’t submit my email address out to any websites, so I dunno how advertisers got ahold of it. More importantly, how do they know I need help with my sexual performance. God damn Lenard somehow knows I could use some Soft Cialis to “extend my night”. Only a few girls should really know that, not these advertisers. Take a look below to see the freaking emails I get from the time I go to sleep to when I wake up….UGH!

Anyway, I watched Sahara last night. Chalk up another horrible movie. I’m amazed they even put these craptastic things into production. Freaking Hollywood, stop wasting my time. Tonight i’ll check out “Crash”. I’ve heard good things so we’ll see.

Less than a month until the new Harry Potter movie comes out.

Fuckin-A man, I can’t wait.

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Lacey Chabert is So Fetch

I was passing the time, checking my daily sites and I saw some pics of lacey chabert over at Don’t Link This and well, wow. All I can say is that the dude that runs dontlinkthis, justin, has very similiar taste in women as I do, at least with the popular ones. Anyway, click the image for some lace-ilicious pics.

We have some new header images up top courtesy of the gopher over at RedGopher. I like them much better than the photoshop crap I had on here. Plus Cuthbert (sp?) is smokinggg as is Jessica Alba. Hopefully he’ll kick out some more for us .

One more thing real quick -> The new MEST album is tight. If you want to check it out let me know and I can point you in the right direction. It’s alot different than there older stuff, more mature and what not. Since I know none of you care, I won’t go into a full blown review.

That is all. pa pa peace.

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Nuclear madness

Yeah so I would post up some of my thoughts to convince people I am in fact a real person and not a character in some fucked up sitcom. Speaking of which I’m a big fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I remember the first time I saw it I was a little taken aback by the extreme form of Seinfeld humor but now I love it. It just pushes the envelope in ways Seinfeld couldn’t even touch.

Anyway I was up late writing my paper on my President Truman was a douchebag for dropping the atomic bomb on Japan. For a while I actually had a sentence included in the essay that went like this: “Faced with a watershed moment in history, Truman shit the bed.” I really wanted to keep it in there but I caved…

So nobody else watched Nip/Tuck? I f-ing love that shit. Ending was so awesome tonight. Basically one of the main characters, a plastic surgeon named dr. troy, was accused of murdering this dyke (and being a serial slasher/murderer called the carver). The whole episode was about how even the guys closest friends started to actually suspect him of the crime. So the accused (and innocent) guy uses his one phone call to leak the story of him being accused. He figures that the real murderer will not want someone else taking credit for his work. So the last scene of the episode is the newest victim of the carver sitting in his office (he was released because the d.a. dropped the charges after hearing about the new carver victim). So the camera pans around to show you the person waiting to see dr. troy is the detective that was riding the shit out of the accused guy the entire episode. She was treating him like shit the entire episode, insisting that violence was in his genes and shit. The line every episode begins on and this one ends on is “So what don’t you like about yourself?” Ehh ehh, good shit huh?

Don’t worry I’ll pull some shit this weekend and make a post/voicemessage/collage out of it.

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Jowling baby

I must say, this has been my most productive and alcohol free weekend in a long time. Went running a few times, played some sawker with shug and even managed to do some volunteer work with some kids. Damn i’m good, but I miss the booze so next week i’ll be back to my old ways…maybe.

I recently discovered this phenomenon called “jowling”. I’ve been doing it for a while (playing with the dog), but little did I know how cool (weird?) it looks when you snap a picture. Soooo shug took a pic of me doing it and well that’s what you are looking at. Try it out and send me your pics for posting. You can see a whole bunch over at Jowler.com

My fantasy teams decided to die this week so it’s been a pretty shitty day so far. Hopefully tonight’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm” will make up for it. I know “Extras” won’t. I hate brittish comedy, except for Benny Hill.

I was checking the site stats the other day and it’s starting to gain a small following. Something like 60-80 hits a day. Made me happy. What made me even happier was seeing that people were searching google for “panochita” and I am coming up in the #2 spot.

People seem to like Donnie’s voicemail. Something like 26 downloads so far. HAHA, poor donnie. All in good fun I guess. If any of you guys have funny drunk dials you want on here, you can forward your voicemail to me and I will put it up. If you want my number, leave a comment…posting it on here doesn’t seem like a good idea. That is all.

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