Well, as many avid readers of bpbc may know, I just turned 21. I just want to write about it on here and share with you my memories…or lack thereof. This was truly the best birthday I will have ever, unless I end up having a family when I’m older and they throw me some kickass 50th birthday or something…Anyway, let’s see where to start. Well, Kel, J Stone and Crisp took me shopping for clothes for the party, since I don’t know how to dress myself. They picked out these so called “goucho” pants. I’m not one to jump on the fashion trend bus, but I must say, I liked them. Quite comfortable. I was able to buy a pair of shoes by myself as well which left me quite accomplished with myself. 21 AND I can match shoes to clothes. But enough of that. I got at the VFW about an hour early to help set up. However, I’m kind of a piece of shit and my mom and my grandmom kind of did everything. I think I put crackers on a tray…
Let’s talk about the VFW. It was a pretty nice place. Had a stage, a kitchen, a coat room, a bar, bathrooms weren’t bad. However, the decor kind of freaked me out a little. First of all, there’s a huge ass tank on the front lawn. I guess this makes sense, seeing as it is Veterans of Foreign Wars, but that was just kind of weird. It made giving directions easy though…”yeah, just go on Hulmeville Ave. It’s the house with the huge ass tank on the lawn.”
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Yeah couldn’t think of a better title. Sorry!!!! xoxo. Anyway I finished up fall quarter (yeah my school’s messed up) and decided I would use this past weekend to visit Gregory Fry at Bucknell and the rest of the herms at PSU. Yeah I know, I was just at PSU a few weeks ago but I had a good reason for going this time…
Preamble: Ok so when I posted a couple weeks ago after the PSU visit around Halloween I mentioned a certain girl. So it turns out this girl was in fact checking me out according to a convo Shug had with her around a week ago. Ok, oh well. It also turns out she doesn’t have a bf like Shug said. Ahh that kinda sucks but I can deal. It also turns out she was fixing to have a threesome with myself and a friend of hers. OH FUCK ME.
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Alright well I have had some people bitch at me lately for having multiple people (3) write stuff here on BpBc. All I can say is toughhhh shitttt. It’s good stuff and I think you are just jealous that you don’t have your own online diary. ha ha.
Right so this weekend was pretty ridiculous. Friday I saw the new Harry Potter movie. I have to say, I wasn’t a fan. I mean, it was a good movie and much better than the first 3, but it didn’t do the book justice. They never do. It seemed as if the entire movie was being played in fast foward because there was so much to get in and only a short time to do it. Plus there were a shit ton of subplots left out, which actually play a role later in the series. I don’t think the director actually read the books, or he would have known this. Anyway, go see it, but if you have read the books…you may be dissapointed.
So the otherday I was thinking about all the people I know and who I am friends with and it’s kinda funny how the saying “it’s not what you know, but who you know” fits me to a tee. Everyone I know has some type of specialty, kinda like a super power. Some people know cars, others make shirts, some teach…and then there is malen. HAHA just kidding malen. So when you need help with something I can call up so and so and they will help me out. If they need a website, they know my superpower is throwing one together. Kind of like the X-Men, yea I’d be professor X no doubt…but with the ability to walk. Not sure where I was going with that so I’ll just sto.
Anyway, saturday night was pretty interesting. I got faced at the hulmeville (suprise suprise) and saw kelly rodgers there. damn she looked good. Then Nicole called me up (who I haven’t seen for at least 3 years) and wanted to go get some food. So I go home, then to the pub to meet up with her. We go in and there at the first table is jon, his bro, steve and a few others…all of whom were just at the bar with me and were freaking wasted. My jaw dropped and all I could think was “oohhh this is just great”. So we sit with them and I start getting “winks” and “atta boy dan” and “you gonna hit that shit?”. It was embarassing, especially since that wasn’t my intention at all. Akward, but fun.
Pimptile came over sunday and we watched the eagles take it in the ass. I didn’t do much as I was pretty hungover well into the afternoon. Good times.
Yea so that is it for now. Sorry about the lack of updates and the lameness of this one, but that is all you get. Don’t like it? Don’t read it….peaceeeeeeeeee
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Welll welll well. I am still alive y’all so no worries. I am just freaking busy at work. Anyway, I have nothing for you right now. Harry Potter comes out today I think, or tomorrow. Gentile kerv and malen are coming home for Thanksgiving and it will be glorious. You can bet on my getting faced and sending out some vintage text messages or instant messages…if you are lucky. Aiight, well Ill add some better shit when I get home from work. Until then, why don’t you check out AudioXML?
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