motorboatin son of a bitch

why is it that drinking poses a double standard for men and women? If a girl gets drunk and is falling all over the place, it’s just like wow, what a trash bag she is, she’s probably a big slut, someone get her out of here. However, if a guy gets retarded and sloppy, it usually gets a significantly decreased amount of criticism and is usually funny. What’s the deal?

Grey’s anatomy is on tonight. I am addicted. McDreamy and McSteamy…mmmm. Personally though, I’m more of a O’Malley type girl. Sorry, pointless entry, I’m bored and don’t want to study and I just can’t get myself to creep on facebook any longer and myspace has just lost it’s appeal to me.

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So freaking lazy, it’s pathetic

Well it seems to be time for my bi-monthly post. You think I’d be a little better about keeping bpbc current considering it is getting over 120 hits a day (how? and why?…I’m not sure).

So let’s see…My birthday is this friday, the 24th. You will find me drinking excessively at the good ole hulmeville inn until I puke or pass out, but hopefully neither. It’s JW’s bday on friday too so hopefully he’ll end up down there and it’ll be one huge ass party. Realisticly, it will be mike, steve, jay, margaret and maybe kerv down there, just like any other friday at the hulme.

Boring you some more, I’ve decided to totally redesign and rethink soundkid.com. I think it could be so much more than it is, so I found this girl to do a new design for me. She looks promising and is real nice to talk to so hopefully it works out. Stay tuned because before you know it, I could be huge.

Work is….well it’s work. We’ll leave it at that. I don’t like to get into the day to day stuff too much because good ole google and other engines expose every little thing about me to the world. You never know who reads this crap.

I took out a gym membership at saint mary’s in an attempt to get back into shape before summer. It’s horrible there. I’m used to going to the “Pete” - out in pittsburgh - and seeing all the college chickies working out in their short shorts and thongs. Now I go to the gym and i’m lucky to see a female under 45 years old, let alone one wearing a thong.

What makes it even worse are the old men who think that it is ok to get ass naked in the locker room and have lengthy conversations . I swear, every time I go, there is always an old man standing there with his wang chillin out. I usually try to get by without acknowledging them, but sometimes they do the ole “Hey, how’s it hanging?”, and rope ya right into a dialogue. I guess it’ll all be worth it when ‘im laying on the beach this summer… dreaming of those old men :-/.

OK so no more rambling for me. Friday. Hulmeville. Be There or call me or something. k bye.

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E-Mail To My Roommate’s Professor

OK, here’s the deal. Last night, my roommate and our neighbors got absolutely hammered when we got back from the UConn/Syracuse game. My roommate Mike had one of “those” nights: he puked everywhere, fell down a flight of steps, passed out in our front yard until the cold woke him up, etc. Anyway, he missed his huge physics exam at 9am this morning. He is pretty sure that he won’t be able to make up the exam, so I volunteered to write an email to his professor, seeing as how he really has nothing to lose. Here it is.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Michael K Auperen
To: dmarie@phys.uconn.edu
Date: Thu, 09 Feb 2006 13:34:24 -0500
Subject: Why I missed the exam this morning

Professor Marie,

I’m sorry I missed my exam this morning. According to your syllabus, “students will not be permitted to make-up exams unless a valid excuse (medical excuse, jury duty, et al) is provided.” I’m not going to lie, I don’t have a “valid” excuse, but an excuse nonetheless.

Last night, around 2:00 am, I was upstairs in my neighbors apartment, and decided to go downstairs to my place and finish studying for the exam and then go to bed. Unfortunately, I fell down the entire flight of stairs headfirst, got up, and began throwing up all over our front yard. My roommate thought I had broken my arm. (”Valid medical excuse”?)

This may be because I was severely drunk, or it could have been I was so excited to study that I lost my balance and fell; it’s hard to tell. Being a huge UConn basketball fan, I went to the game in order to break up the monotony of an eight-hour astronomy study session. However, I got quite drunk during the game in an act of youthful defiance against the evil Syracuse Orangemen, and continued the drinking with my neighbors when I got home. I fell asleep after the mysterious, not-at-all-drink-related vomiting occurred and slept right through my alarm clock. Literally. I fell on it.

My arm is pretty sore though, and I’m sure if I felt well enough to go to the doctor’s he would give me a note saying that I have at least some light-to-medium bone bruises.

I hope you understand. I didn’t want to give you the standard “oh my god I’m so sorry I overslept and I’m so sorry, this never happens, please let me retake the test” excuse that you probably get many times a semester. I just wanted to be honest with you - I screwed up, and hopefully I can retake the test in the future.

-Mike Auperen

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The Real Myspace…

You know the “angles” pictures are true. Hilarious video about Myspace. Word.

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