…She touched my leg

Found this article today and it made me happy. Figured I would share it all with you kids….More coming later.

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Anyone still read this?

Well it’s been far too long since I have last “blogged”. I’ve been busy with work and haven’t had much interest in updating the site. Sorry. It seems to come and go in waves of interest with me. I’ll be into BpBc for a while, then i’ll burnout and be sick of it.

Anyway, I hope to be writing stuff more often so woo hoo to that. For now, check out this killer advertising idea folgers started. They are remaking manhole covers to look like their coffee. BRUTAL.

One last thing…I am always trying to find that “next idea” so I can turn into some sort of a website, then sell it to some huge company and retire to a distant island where I will drink margaritas all day and pretend that I can play the guitar. Anyway, if you have any ideas you think are solid you should IM me or leave them in the comments. If I can kick out a website we could get rich together! HIYOOOO.

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Girlfriend

The Darkness’ latest single is not only the greatest song ever, the video for it is also the greatest the world has seen. Here is a link to the video.

In other news, i’ll be home in less than three weeks. Then i turn 21 and drink the whole summer? cheeeeaaaaa

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Timothy Scott Gorman

Thanks to everyone for coming to the wedding we had a few weeks ago. The wedding gifts were great and Haley and I are so happy with the way everything turned out. (Special thanks to Scott for the his and her bath towel set and also to Dong for the dildos) I have to be honest, I was a little worried about the wedding. I was worried about spilling wine on my white tux and making a fool of myself, but luckily i was able to keep it stain free for the most of the event and I returned it on time so as not to have to pay the late fee. Plus, the vows we wrote for each other…I was so nervous about messing them up!! I’m not the best public speaker and my stomach was doing somersaults, but once those were out of the way it was smooth sailing. And let me tell you about the wedding night! HA-Ho! We got this really classy motel room off of 95, I went down to the liquor store and got some arbor mist, we had a few drinks, danced a little, then we each went to sleep in our own double bed. She was too tired to fool around…but thats ok, I think waiting is good for the relationship.

Now, I realize some of the fellas have expressed concern that me taking her last name is a mistake. I mean….truefully, i dont think that it is a big deal. She thinks its sexist to always take the man’s last name and I have to say I agree with her. Besides…Timothy Scott Gorman has such a better flow to it than Timothy Scott “Engler”. Besides, as long as she is happy, I am happy. If that means I have to keep giving her cash so she can buy dresses that she never will wear around me, fine. If that means I have to always walk our dog, Didier, every morning and pick up his shit, fine. If that means I have to keep on masterbating in motel bathrooms while she fake sleeps, fine. I dont mind doing any of these things, so long as that smile stays on her pretty face. I know she loves me…she wouldn’t hoodwink me like that.

But i’m glad to hear that my friends are worried about me and care enough to say something. That really means alot to me, so thanks guys. Dont you worry about me. I’ve got other things to worry about, like decorating the new house we bought and so on and so forth. I’m pretty sure she’ll grow tired of that apartment in the city and will move in to our house before the year is out. Then who knows…maybe a few kids (via artificial insemination of course), maybe another dog, the world is our oyster! I’ll work two jobs if i have to!!! We’re gonna make it after all….

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