Good Shows Coming SOoooOn

Hot shows coming up:

*Nov 5th - Rx Bandits / Days Away at the TLA
*Nov 12th - New Found Glory / The Early November / Cartel (!!!!) / Hit the Lights (!) at the electric factory
*Nov 17th - Brand New / Dashboard at the Tweeter
Nov 21st - The Format / The All America Rejects at the Tweeter
Dec 12th - Straylight Run / Matt Pond PA
Dec 14th - Jess McCartney!!!!!!!!!

Needless to say, those with a * next to it are the shows I am stoked about and will be attending in full (hopefully drunken) force. I might even have to miss hockey for the Nov 5th. Sooo good. Wanna go? Leave a comment.
I cannot wait for the new Brand New Album to drop (less than a month @#$@#$). Here is the album cover; it goes along perfectly with Halloween. Word.

And here is what I’ve been digging on lately:

1. Spanking Malen in Fantasy Football
2. Cucumbers and Ranch
3. Affiliate Advertising
4. Philly Soft Pretzel Factory
5. The Early November’s triple disc
6. Laveranues Coles
7. Thierry Henry
8. Halloween Costume Ideas
9. Jay Slyvestre dressed as Gene Simmons
10. Lotto Indoor Shoes
11. Cold Weather (think snowboarding woohaaaaa)
12. Sunday Football
13. Thursday night Soccer

That is all. Palabra.

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The Ring of Disappointment

I’ve had this happen a few times over the last week and in my book, that merits a presence on bigplansbigcrash:

It goes like this. I see a girl. I check out her boobs then down to the ass and back up to the face / hair, stopping - again - at the tatties. Then back down to that ass, always ends on the ass. She looks good, she passes. But who is this starlet I just visually abused? I wonder how she looks naked? Does she go down? She’s probably a handful in bed. I’m absolutely sure of it.

At some point while my mind is wandering with clean and mature thoughts, I catch a glimpse of what seems to be diamond-looking dirt on her hand. Is that a ring? No it can’t be… it’s probable bad lighting or something…but it neverrrr is; It’s my enemy, my arch nemesis. I call it The Ring of Disappointment.

But wait!! There is still hope!! Maybe it’s on the wrong finger!! Maybe I overuse exclamation points on my lame website entries!!!! I go in for a better look. Nope, It’s on the correct finger. Damn. Maybe it’s the wrong hand! I call a female friend to find out the correct placement. Nope, It’s the right hand.
F*CKKKKKK

Instantly, this beauty goes from being a sexual enigma stimulating my mind to claimed goods (packaged meat). I usually end the ordeal with thinking “hrmmm that’s just an obstacle, a very expensive obstacle”, but I never pursue. The ring prevails.

Anyway, I’m sure you single fellas have this happen to you to at some point if not all th e time. It sucksssss. To all you young bucks still in school, be prepared for a world of hurt.

That’s all I got for now. I put up 270lbs Monday night 1.5 times. Im huge. Halloween soon, get pysched. And I apologize for my poor MS-PAINT skills from the diagram above.

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Google Acquisition of YouTube

I’m not going to go into the details of the deal as every other website does. But you can read about it on TechCrunch or ShoeMoney. Normally I try to avoid posting about stuff that is all over the place, but I have this nagging issue with this buyout that I am sure none of you care about.

So YouTube gets tons of traffic to their website. I am pretty sure (but have no facts to back this) that much of the traffic comes from myspace (people posting videos in their profile, comments, etc.) Since MySpace is owned by NewsCorp (Fox), I see no reason why they couldn’t ban posting YouTube videos in order to kill traffic to YouTube’s site. In the past they did something similar by upgrading their version of flash, which screwed up embedded videos.

Of course, this would piss off MySpace users, but then NewsCorp could push their own video sharing service on people. Either way, I’m sure with google’s backing, it isn’t going to matter if MySpace were to do this as google can drive insane amounts of traffic to anything it desires.

Oh and the acquisiton amount was 1.6 billion dollars. I’d be happy if someone were to offer me 50 for soundkid.com. Someday I’ll get my break…until then, BigplansBigcrash will continue to pay the bills (so click the ads)

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Very Depressing Idea

I was watching this Indie Film the other day and it started with this ridiculous monalogue that depressed me, so I turned it off. It went something like this:

Let’s say you live to be 90 years old (but most likely it’ll be less).

Let’s subtract 6 years since you don’t really remember your first 4 and probably your last 2. 90-6 = 84 years.

I am 23 years into life so lets take: 84 years - 23 years = 61 years.

Let’s convert years into days: 61 years * 365 days per year = 22,265 days (remaining).
Now let’s say I average 7 hours of sleep a day for the 22,265 days I have left: 22,265 days * 7 hours per day = 155,855 hours.

Let’s convert those hours into days: 155,855 hours / 24 hours per day = 6494 days spent asleep.

Next we take the 22,265 days I have left and subtract the time asleep and we get: 22,265 - 6494 = 15771 days left to live.

So yea that is mad depressing. Especially since I probably won’t live to 90. If I make it to 70, that means I only have 9825 days left. Crazy.

Not to mention the fact that the avg american spend 3 years of their life waiting in line: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=439013

The movie then said something like “What did you do this past week?”.

That’s when I turned it off.

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The U.S. Government is a joke

You may have heard that the US Government has passed a law that prohibits US banks from depositing money into online gambling (poker) accounts. The thought process here is that this will crush the poker boom because people won’t be able to put money in their accounts.

The thing that cracks me up is that there are tons of offshore banks, such as Neteller, who CAN take your US Bank deposits. They then move the funds into your poker account for a nominal fee. All the Government did here is put a detour on the poker highway so now people have to drive a little further. It’s not going to stop the traffic in the street, just piss off the drivers. How you like that analogy? I’m a God damn poet.

The only reason this bill has even gone through is because

1. The government makes no money off of these gambling sites (except what people claim as taxes). If they can’t make money on it, then no one should be able to…eliminate it.

2. The Conservatives are worried about upcoming elections (at least that’s what I’ve read…I don’t follow politics too much) so they are doing what they can to appeal to religious and other tight ass groups, as trivial as their efforts are. This should really win them over.

Senator Bill Frist - who is heading the new bill efforts - claims that online gambling is a way in which terrorists go about laundering money. Are you serious? Yea, that’s it. The Hamas and PLO (that’s naive I am to world issues…Thank you Mr. Kennedy’s 9th grade simulation) are funding their efforts taking down $60 pots with full houses and straight flushes. I mean how can you honestly say something as absurd as that and expect ANYONE to take you seriously.

People amaze me. We have such dumb fucks running some of the most important positions in our country.

I’m moving to Australia…who’s coming with me?

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LOST Season 3, Episode 1

So the season 3 premiere of LOST was last night and well…yea, wow. It was ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the previews made it seem. That’s the biggest let down of that show. The commercials always build it up to be OMFG@$% amazing, but it turns out to just OMG amazing. Anyway, if you don’t want me ruining the episode DON’T READ ANY FURTHER!!!

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Halloween Time Baby

BigPlansBigCrash has entered Halloween mode. Afterall, it is one of my top 5 holidays so it definitely deserves it’s own theme. I’m not done yet, but it’s a start. Soooo what is everyone being this year for Halloween? I have a few ideas in mind. Share your ideas in the comments section for everyone to see.

Believe it or not, BpBc gets around 75 unique hits everyday. I am sure a lot of them are from google or another search engine and that person will never be back again. For the rest of you, I am going to have a contest this Halloween. I want everyone to get a picture of their costume at some point and send them to me. I will post them on here and there will be a poll for best costume / Most original / Whatever. The winner will get to go out for a night of drinking with me (I’ll buy the booze….well some).

If you are interested in participating in the contest, leave your name in the comments so I can gauge people’s interest. Keep in mind, you are going to have to beat costumes like this:

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