I know this has been around for a while, but I am sure some of you haven’t heard about it. Kyle MacDonald from British Colombia, Canada held an experiment where he started with one red paper clip and traded up for a new house. It took him 14 different trades, but he managed to end with a new house. It’s a pretty incredible story. I’d be happy to take his second trade of a fish pen, let alone a freaking new house. Congrats man.
As a kid I always wanted to be a Veternarian - more than anything. I straight up loved animals and I swear I could communicate (even today) with Dogs and Cats. Just ask any of my friends. Animals love me. Unfortunately, the Vet career path didn’t work out for me - probably for the best since I wouldn’t want to have to put animals down. Plus I’m sure at some point I’d have to stick my finger or hand up an animal’s ass and let’s be honest…who wants do to that? (Besides you, Sly…you disgust me)
Where am I going with this? Absolutely nowhere. Basically, I came across a national wildlife site via Digg and felt a rush of inspiration to bore you all with some insight to my life. Plus, look at that bear. He’s sooooo cute.
Oh Dear God. It’s times like this when I question people’s ability to walk and chew gum at the same time. I’m pretty sure a 6 year old could have figured this question out, but not this girl. I’m amazed she was even able to dial the phone number to the show…but then again, she is British. (Just kidding all of my British readers…I love you almost as much as I love Arsenal football…Check out my Thierry Henry Fansite).
I’m hooked on Dexter, the new cult hit on Showtime. I think it’s because the characters’ complexities are so complex that I am intrigued. Plus, I see a little bit of Dexter (the main character) in myself, minus the serial killer-pyscho part. More so in the certain disconnects he has with society. Read The Rest >>
So I stumbled across a video of some kids getting a Nintendo Wii for a gift. While it is not nearly as funny as the N64 Kid or the Pokemon Kid, it did make me laugh a bit.
I have an issue with this video, however. Look at the size of the kids. It looks like they should have been given a soccer ball or football instead of a new gaming system. When the one kid starts yelling “Wii, Wii” he reminds me of a squealing pig. You know they are going to be sitting in front of that thing for the next 6 months and probably are not going to see the light of day. I am not trying to rip the kid…trust me, I was a fat kid growing up. It’s just a sad example of where society is moving. Parents sit their children down in front of the TV / Nintendo Wii / whatever and the kids are missing out on a ton of other stuff.
Of course I say this as I sit on my couch, watching TV while typing on my laptop (which is pretty much what I have been doing most of the day).
As much as I love plastic surgery for all the money it makes me online, I think it is pathetic that people have it done to the extent of many celebrities - with two exceptions.
1. If you need plastic surgery due to an accident or some event that caused disfigurement.
2. Boob Jobs.
Big boobs are always a plus, but that is probably my pants talking
People are what they are and just need to accept that. I see stuff like this Paris Hilton picture and it just blows my mind that someone would want to change their body this much just to feel prettier. I don’t think she is attractive either way, but I would respect her more without all of the plastic surgery.
Celebrities are superficial and Paris Hilton may be the worst. End Rant.
Toogar / Donny showed me this letter written by Redskins long snapper Ethan Albright. He wants to express his disappointment with his player rating in Madden’s hit game “Madden NFL 2007″. I am sure this isn’t a real letter, but it is pretty funny either way.
An excerpt from the letter:
To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard.
I know this has been around for a while, but I am sure some of you haven’t heard about it. Kyle MacDonald from British Colombia, Canada held an experiment where he started with one red paper clip and traded up for a new house. It took him 14 different trades, but he managed to end with a new house. It’s a pretty incredible story. I’d be happy to take his second trade of a fish pen, let alone a freaking new house. Congrats man. 
Oh Dear God. It’s times like this when I question people’s ability to walk and chew gum at the same time. I’m pretty sure a 6 year old could have figured this question out, but not this girl. I’m amazed she was even able to dial the phone number to the show…but then again, she is British. (Just kidding all of my British readers…I love you almost as much as I love Arsenal football…Check out my 
As much as I love plastic surgery for all the money it makes me online, I think it is pathetic that people have it done to the extent of many celebrities - with two exceptions. 
Toogar / Donny showed me this letter written by Redskins long snapper Ethan Albright. He wants to express his disappointment with his player rating in Madden’s hit game “Madden NFL 2007″. I am sure this isn’t a real letter, but it is pretty funny either way.
