Do I Look Like a Celebrity? - MyHeritage

So I ran across a site called MyHeritage via Michelle’s Myspace Page (sorry for pimping you out michelle). The site seems to be for tracking your heritage or something, but I only wanted to use it for it’s facial recognition feature. You can upload a picture of yourself and it matches your face to celebrity faces.

I decided to take a quick (early morning) shot and see how it works. Let me just say that I am FLATTERED the software decided I look most like Fred Savage in his childhood years. Sigh.

Results #1

I wasn’t happy with my first run, so I decided to try a second photo.

Results #2

GREAT. This time a grown up Fred Savage. Joshua Jackson again? Sure, I wish I could play hockey like Charlie Conway, but not look like him. Is that Dakota Fanning I see in there? Are you serious?! I look like a preteenage girl? Phenomenal.

Anyway, you can check out MyHeritage.com, do your own picture and leave a link to it in the comments for all to see. The site is kind of confusing, but if I can figure it out, you can too. Good Luck.

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iDisguise - Keep Your Ipod Hidden

I found this gadget that disguises your iPod when you aren’t using it. There have been a bunch of times when I left my Ipod in my car or in my bookbag and thought “Man, if someone broke in, I am never seeing that Ipod again”. Of course with my luck, i’ll get the robber who has bad breath or some shit and will take the box solely for the mints, only to find an Ipod in side. I think I am going to buy a box of altoids for a buck, eat them, put velvet or something inside and then use the box to hide my Ipod. Anything to save a buck…God I am cheap.

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Do-Do-Do Do You Have It? GUTS!

I was originally going to do a write up on Mike O’Malley’s nothing-short-of-stellar career with numerous Nickelodeon Game Shows, but I couldn’t stop laughing long enough to write something. I’ll have to do it another time.

So I decided to go with the gameshow GUTS. DoDoDo Do ya have it? Ahh that brings back some grand memories and by memories I mean of the last 4 hours I just spent watching GUTS repeats on Nickelodeon’s GAS channel. God bless that channel.

As a child, there were a few misconceptions I had with the show that weren’t realized until only a few hours ago.

1. “Moe” is not smoking hot.
2. The Aggro-Crag is not the hardest challenge a person would ever face in their lifetime, nor is it a Radical Rock
3. The snow, ice and falling rocks are not real
4. Mike O’Malley did not have the coolest job in the world. Really he looked miserable and must have done massive amounts of blow to stay at it.
5. Middle name nicknames were not the bee knees. Whether it be Steve “The Snake” Smith or Kate “The Krusher” Johnson, you weren’t cool.
6. Those water paddling challenges are not life threatening. You never touch the water - you just hang suspended above the pool

I am sure there are a many more misconceptions, but those are a few that jumped out at me right away. I found a few videos for your enjoyment. Peace.

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My Demands vs Federline’s Demands

OK so I don’t hate many people in this world. Sure there are a bunch that I don’t care for, but I don’t actually HATE them, except for Kevin Federline. I dunno what it is about that fag, but everything he does just pisses me off. So why am I writing about him?

I came across a picture of his “concert demands” that he gave to the House of Blues concert hall in Chicago. A funny side note is that he did not sell enough tickets to fill the place, so they had to give them away for free. HAHA. I saw The Starting Line at the House Of Blues a few months ago in Atlantic City, NJ and they had no problem selling out.

Anyway, Federline’s dressing room demands are pretty absurd, but I guess if I was famous - or at least thought I was - I would have a similar list.

It would go something like this:

1. A Nintendo Game Console with Tecmo Bowl, Punchout and the Power Glove
2. 3 Talented Strippers: 1 Blonde, 1 Brunette and 1 Asian/Black mix
3. 1 Stripper Pole
4. 1 Case of Blue Moon with 3 oranges cut up into quarter inch slices
5. 3 “Three Brothers” Pizzas from the Jersey Shore (Seaside Heights). 1 White, 1 Pepperoni and 1 Plain
6. 5 Bottles of Lemon Vitamin Water
7. 10 Sticks of Nag Champa Incense
8. 1 Boombox with the following CDs: Reel Big Fish - Turn the Radio Off, Midtown - Save the World Lose the Girl, RX Bandits - Progress, Goldfinger - Hangups
9. 1 Bottle Listerine Mouthwash
10. 1 Laptop with Internet Access
11. 1 Bathrobe with some pimped out slippers
12. 2 Decks of Playing Cards and Poker Chips
13. Hi-Def Flatscreen TV and DVD Player with the following movies: Boondock Saints, The Sandlot, and Mighty Ducks 2
14. Any nearby groupies looking to put out
15. A couple of Omni Sumo Bags with optional curtains to hang around them (for privacy / groupies / strippers )

So that is most of what I would require in order to perform my best. What would you all need? Leave it in the comments.

Here are Federline’s demands below (click it for a bigger picture)

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OhMiBod iPod Vibrator Contest

OUR FIRST CONTEST! WOOOHOOOO. A few days ago, I did a post on the OhMiBod iPod Vibrator and it’s greatness. I was contacted by the owner and he graciously offered to send me a complimentary unit. A first I thought “HELL F-ING YEA”, but then I remembered that it would be of no use to me and I am pretty sure none of my friends would use it (ok well maybe a few might).

Soooo I decided to run a little contest. Basically, I am looking for anyone who is willing to try it out and send me a review of their experience with the OhMiBod.

Click to read contest rules or click below

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Pokemon Kid vs N64 Kid

You may remember the N64 Kid Post I did a few months ago. Well it seems there is some new competition in the “kids-freak-out-when-given-gifts” category and that is the Pokemon Kid. Apparently he gets a special card or something and he goes apeshit. Check out Pokemon Kid, then check out N64 Kid and let me know which you find funnier. Word.

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Funny Videos - November 9th, 2006

Hey All - Here are some entertaining videos for you. I am off to watch tonights episode of The Office. God Bless TiVO

Videos:

Mario and Luigi Get Lost In Vice City

Laundry Girl

Rapper Does Incredible Impressions

This one is pretty gross, but funny. I am not sure if it is real.
Jacuzzi Uh-Oh

And a bunch more HERE

Peace.

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