Here are my goals and resolutions for 2007. It is going to be tough hitting all of them, but here goes nothing.
Goals And Resolutions For 2007:
- Buy a House
- Get my weight down to 180lbs (I’m at 187 lbs right now)
- Get my bench press up to 300 lbs (I’m at 285 lbs right now)
- Build BpBc reader base to 1000/day
- Exceed $400k in revenue at my pretzel store
- Find a girlfriend????? (everyone laugh together)
- Start DANENGLER.com
- Pay off my car and student loans
- Drink less beer or maybe better beer
- Go on at least 2 trips to somewhere in the US
- Sucessfully take on an affiliate marketing campaign
I guess that is it. I am sure there is more that I should put on the list, but I can’t think of it at the moment. We’ll see if I can get an update or two in on New Years Day, but I may be too hungover…
What are your resolutions and goals for ‘07?
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I’ve been intrigued by those “Nike Plus / Resolution” commercials. I would love to see Lebron be a ball boy for some tennis chick. So I decided to investigate further and see if this Nike Plus campaign was legit. I browsed through their over-flashy site and decided that the whole ordeal is just a big ‘ol waste of money.
Sure it’s nice being able to track you’re workouts, but I do that now. It’s called a pencil and paper. They are simply pushing iPod Nanos, overpriced shoes, and Nike shirts (probably made by little mexican kids for chicken feed as payment) on people. It’s a big marketing stunt. Don’t waste your money. Go buy a pencil, paper, and pedometer. It will cost you $40 bucks total instead of the $400-$500 you will spend to join Nike Plus.
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I did a real quick TOP 5 / BOTTOM 5 albums of the year. Granted, I only sampled the music I listen to, so you may or may not recognize these bands. Feel free to do your own rankings in the comments.
The Best (Most Suprising) Albums:
- 5. Ben Kweller - Ben Kweller
- 4. Incubus - Light Grenades
- 3. Punchline - 37 Everywhere
- 2. Brand New - The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me
- 1. The Format - Dog Problems
The Worst (Most Disappointing) Albums -
- 5. New Found Glory - Coming Home
- 4. Tenacious D - Pick Of Destiny
- 3. Yellowcard - Lights and Sounds
- 2. Bowling For Soup - The Great Burrito Extortion Case
- 1. Cute is What We Aim For - The Same Old Blood Rush with a New Touch
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This week’s F*ck, Marry, Kill is between the bayside girls: Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano, and Lisa Turtle. Who would you “F*ck”, who would you “Marry”, and who would you “Kill”. You should also justify each of your choices. If you missed last weeks FMK, you can check it: Rosie, Oprah, Or Streisand
Personally, I would obviously marry Kapowski. She got hotter in her later years. I would F*ck Lisa because I bet she is a freak in bed, but it would get old fast. Spano, I think most would kill her. She had nothing going for her but a wicked caffeine pill addiction.
Here are the girls in all their glory. Check out their killer dance scene and then Jessies “I’m so excited, I’m so excited, I’m so …. scarrrred” oscar worthy performance. Damn caffeine pills.
Who would you FMK?
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Ok so maybe these songs won’t get you laid, but they will make the night much more enjoyable. I have compiled a list of jukebox hits that will stun the drunkards craving sing-a-long sensations.
In no particular order:
- Don’t Stop Believing by Journey - Guys, don’t get caught singing.
- The Difference by The Wall Flowers - The chorus is easy to pick up.
- What I Got by Sublime - Really any sublime song will work, but this is most known
- Say It Ain’t So by Weezer - This song is risky. Should hit home with a younger crowd.
- Pinball Wizard by The Who - Such a great song.
- Jessie’s Girl by Rick Springfield - People will love it. Again, guys might want to avoid singing…
- One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer by George Thorogood - It’s 9 minutes long. A value play to say the least.
- Piano Man by Billy Joel - Everyone will sing along
- Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond - For the older ladies in the crowd who are grasping onto what youth they have left.
- You Shook Me All Night Long by ACDC - Classic Rock at it’s finest
These are only 10 of the many songs that will make a night at the bar. Granted, you have to play to the crowd if you want everyone to enjoy. Pick the right song for the right girl and you might just get laid.
Godspeed.
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This week’s “Would You Rather” is about akward situations. If you missed last weeks you can read it here: Ocean Vs Desert
Would You Rather
1. Be caught furiously masturbating by both your parents.
2. Be caught on camera cheating on your girlfriend. She then makes you watch the video with her and says “explain this”.
Personally, I would take the girlfriend scenario. Either she forgives you and you move on or you simply get up and walk out. If you were willing to cheat on her in the first place, then you probably would have no problem leaving. Just go back to the girl from the video! But then again, I’m the one who hasn’t been in anything serious so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
What about you?
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