I don’t know about you, but nine times out of 10 when an actor plays an athlete in a movie, they do a subpar performance. The other night I was watching this soccer movie called “GOAL”. It was about some Mexican kid who worked his way to playing for Newcastle United blah blah blah. The movie sucked, don’t waste your time.
What pissed me off was that the actor had no soccer abilities whatsoever. Anyone who plays could easily see that. I would rather an athlete trying to act than an actor failing at playing an athletic role. Let’s be honest, anyone can act - it’s not hard. In fact, I have been acting for the last 5 mintues and you had no idea. See, it’s cake.
There are a few exceptions, however.
Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay in “The Mighty Ducks”. - With that triple deke prefection, he DEFINITELY pulled off the role.
Charlie Sheen as Rick “The Wild Thing” Vaughn in both “Major League” movies. - His 100 mph fastball (The Terminator) and his badass look reminded me of Nolan Ryan in his prime.
Keanu Reeves as Shane Falco in “The Replacements” - He threw like Tony Romo, nailed the role.
Clearly some actors should just not do sport movies. What killer movie sports stars did I miss?
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Sooo I want a sweet ass Omni Sumo Chair for Christmas. Since I spend a fair amount of my day on my ass, it makes sense that I do it in style. You gotta admit that these things look pretty sweet. Plus to have a girl straddling like that…DAMN. If I wasn’t so strapped for cash, I would have bought one already and done up a review for you all.
Hear that Sumo Lounge Corp.? I LOVE to review cool stuff for my readers ;).
For now you must wait until I have some cash to blow. Anyone else try one of these things?
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Clare sent me this link the other day of this cute ass puppy falling asleep. As soon as I saw it, I had flashbacks to my college years. I thought of every time some drunk person was overly intoxicated and starting to pass out with their shoes on. Everyone in the room is staring at them, waiting for the chance to draw the first penis across their face. Then the person randomly wakes up and everyone looks away, pretending to not notice. Once they are out, everyone takes a turn with the artwork…You know what i’m talking about. Good times.
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It was suggested that I do a weekly F*ck, Marry, Kill on BpBc for debate. For those of you who aren’t familiar with “FMK”, it basically works like this: You are given three choices. You must decide which you would “F*ck”, which you would “Marry”, and which you would “Kill”. You should also justify each of your choices.
A lot of these are going to be “female oriented”, since I am a guy. I will try not to forget about our female readers and will do some alternate “F, M, K” from time to time.
That’s it really, so without further ado, here is this weeks “FMK”.
Who would you F*ck, Marry, and Kill?
- Oprah
- Rosie O’donnell (think of that nip/tuck episode…woof)
- Barbra Streisand
I know these are hard choices, but do your best.
I would probably “F*ck” Barbra Streisand since she seemed to know all the moves in Meet The Fockers. I would “Marry” Oprah for all of her money and power. I would “Kill” Rosie cause I hate that b*tch. I would also take out the other cast members of The View, with the exception of Hasselbeck’s wife. She’s fine.
What about you? Leave ‘em in the comments.
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It seems that a group of rogue French scientists have been heavily experimenting with animal cloning, but haven’t had any success. I am not talking about cloning rats, squirrels or animals that no one cares about, but they are experimenting with birds, cats and even dogs! I couldn’t believe my eyes when I stumbled across this website that posted pictures of some of the clonings gone horribly wrong. I posted some of my favorites below, but you can see more clonings gone wrong here.
Dog Bird
Dog Eagle
Dog Elephant
Dragon Parrot
Orangutan Elephant
Squirrel Cat
Oh and these aren’t really clonings gone wrong, if you haven’t figured it out yet. Looks like some really good photoshopping.
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