Lacey Chabert To Appear In Maxim - There Is A God

I did a post about a year ago professing my love for Lacey Chabert. For those who don’t recognize her, she is the “So Fetch” chick from Mean Girls. I can’t remember her character’s name at the moment. We haven’t heard too much from her other than she is in that new Christmas Horror movie. But nowDontLinkThis reports that she is going to be in an upcoming issue of Maxim and surely her pictures don’t disappoint. Hopefully she reveals something sexy in her interview about how she likes it reverse cowgirl or something like that. Maybe there is a God. Now if she would only return my drunken voicemails /. texts…

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MC Chris - Rap Artist Of The Year????

You probably don’t know about one of the greatest self proclaimed nerd rapper’s in the world today, MC Chris. If you do, you might be my long lost best friend. For the rest, I would like to introduce you to him.

He stands at 5′nothing and probably weighs close to 100 pounds. At a glance you would think he is a teenage kid and after hearing his voice you’d be sure of it.

If you can get beyond all that you might digg his style.

He has done guest appearances on Aqua Teen Hunger Force as the voice of McPeePants and Sir Loin.

There is not much more I can say other than check out some of his stuff on the MC Chris Myspace Page. His music will do the talking. Unfortunately, I cannot find any streams of his latest album “Dungeon Master Of Ceremonies”, which is my favorite right now.

Here are some tunes I found that you can listen now. In the Mario Song, the opening line is from a movie. What movie is it? I know SOME of you know it…

This song is from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Would You Rather - Hippo Vs. Wolves

OK here is this week’s Would You Rather, suggested by user “Douglas”. If you missed last week’s dilemma, you can check it here: Tub of Rats vs Tub of Snakes

Would You Rather:

1. Fight 3 Wolves with a frying pans.
2. Fight an Angry Hippo with 2 large kitchen knives.

Im gonna twist it up a bit and throw this out there:

You fight the wolves on land, in an open field.
You start the hippo fight in the water, on a rowboat, with one paddle. If you can make it to shore, the fight continues on land.

I figure the location of the fight is very important since hippos can get nasty in the water. While I feel as though I could take either animal in each scenario, I would prefer to take the wolves. I could probably handle a single wolf with my bare hands, so there is no way 3 of them would survive if I had a frying pan. I’m sick like that with a frying pan. I practice on squirrels in my back yard during the summer.

What about you? Leave ‘em in the comments

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Kid’s Scared Of Santa - Merry Freakin’ Christmas!

So I was killing time checking people’s AIM profiles and I came across this site of kids who are scared of santa via Dale’s profile. I must say that this might be one of my favorite Christmas sites. I’m not sure what is funnier, the look of terror on the kid’s faces or how pathetic some of the Santa Clauses look.

‘Tis the season.

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Add Your Music Playlist To “Project Playlist”

I found this flash music player on some chick’s myspace page the other day. It let’s you add almost any song to your “playlist” and then you can put the player on any site you wish. It’s a pretty neat little app., but I am not sure how legal it is. Until the site goes down or I get a letter from the RIAA I’ll continue to use it. Get your own flash playlist player.

Enjoy a sampling of my music.

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Jewish People Get To Grab Jewish Boobies? I’m Converting

Good News Everyone! (Especially you, Steve). It seems that if you are Jewish and wear the Star of David, you get to grab hot Jewish boobies whenever you want! At least that’s what I took away from this commercial. If that’s the case, then adios atheism and shalom Judiasm!

Credit goes to Evolve Already

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A Tribute To Mike O’Malley

It’s a shame that some people do not know of the gameshow legend that is Mike O’Malley. He has blessed classic gameshows like “Get The Picture” and “GUTS” with his relentless enthusiasm and hilarious “one liner’s”. O’Malley also paved the way for future gameshow legends such as Louis Anderson and Al Borland from the Family Feud.

Mike got his start in the early 90’s when he hosted the hit gameshow “Get The Picture”. His ability to embarrass the kid contestants who answered the simplest of questions incorrectly added a level of humor that had yet to be realized on any other gameshow. Nothing topped his “POWERRRRR SURGEEEEEEE” reaction whenever a contestant landed on the power surge square. He even managed to drop the F-bomb in one episode.

Unfortunately, the show was cancelled in it’s third year, but the folks at Nickelodeon were not going to let a TV rockstar like O’Malley escape. With that, the greatest sports gameshow was born. GUTS boosted O’Malley’s status to international fame as the show was broadcasted across the globe. Kids were heard reciting his tagline “Let’s go to Mo’ for the results, MO!” in every part of the world. My personal favorite was his nickname, “The Radical Rock”, for the AgroCrag. The show had a good run, but was ultimately cancelled.

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