Would You Rather - Rockstar vs Entrepreneur

Well it’s time for another Would You Rather Wednesday. If you missed last weeks, you can view it here: Blackout Vs. Regret

Would you rather

1. Be a Rock Star, but touring constantly. You are not filthy rich, but well off (money isn’t an issue). What you say and do influences many people.

2. Be an entrepreneur where you are rich, but put in long, stressful hours. You have plenty of money and will be set for life, but you have to put in a lot of time and energy.

** In either situation I am assuming you love what you do**

Personally, I am not sure what I would take. I would love the power of being a Rock Star. Plus, you’d get to see so many places when you are on tour. The only thing that would scare me is what I would do when the band was done. A new job? I would have to get something.

The entrepreneur is what I am leaning towards. Sure, fame is cool, but I don’t need it. I’d rather put my time in now to make some money and secure my (and family’s) future. Hopefully, I’d have fun doing it and it wouldn’t consume my ENTIRE life.

Sorry for the serious Would You Rather. I know many of you prefer the horse poop WYR’s (Donny & Sly - you disgust me).

Have at it, Hoss-es

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Someone Fry-Bagged Me

Yesterday I was out in the wearing the Mr. Twistee costume trying to drum up business from the road. Things were going well - I was doing some dances, waving and blowing sexy kisses to the girlies driving to Penn State Abington.

So there I am having a grand ole’ time and I see this red plumber’s van coming towards me. The door starts to open and I’m thinking “maybe is he gonna stop and say hi”. Next thing I know, the guy heaves a bag of french fries at me. WHAM! Smacks right in the head. A few missed me, but most of them were a direct hit.

Personally. I thought it was hilarious because I would probably do the same to Mr. Twistee if I was driving by, so I wasn’t that upset. Inside the store, the employees were laughing at me. That guy is lucky he didn’t stop or I would have kicked his ass, costume and all.

Good Times. Now back to work.

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BigPlansBigCrash State of The Union

Hey guys. Sorry the site has been dormant the past few days. I have been away in Killington, Vermont snowboarding (pictures and post to come) over the weekend and at my pretzel factory from 5am to 7pm during the week. BpBc has become my neglected child as of late. Thank you to the guest writers who have sent stuff in.

Last night I got a call (well 4 actually) around 10:00pm from some friends of mine from Pitt (Lupo and Jimmy). Unfortunately, I was sleeping as I gotta get up mad early…so I hit ignore when they called. They had the balls to bitch me out in a voicemail. Nothing like waking up at 415am to listen to some good stuff like that waiting for me, bastards.

Kinda pissed me off, sorry.

I hope to get some new stuff up tonight if I have time.

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MLK Theme Party Madness

So some college students had a theme party … so what? Oh wait, it’s a Martin Luther King Jr. Day party where, according to The Smoking Gun, … ” [the party] featured attendees wearing gang apparel and Afro wigs, carrying malt liquor, handguns, and fried chicken, and even one woman dressed as Aunt Jemima”. The Duke “Not So Rape” Case has shown us that these students at Tarleton State University should put on their slickers because they are in for a shit storm.

At the end of the day, what’s the big deal? I think the biggest problem with these pictures is that they show a general lack of creativity on the student’s part.
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Thank You, BpBc Readers.

I just wanted to take a second to thank anyone who reads BpBc. I put a fair amount of time into the site and it really does mean a lot when the readers actively comment and even send me email. I received an email from a fan of the site (surprisingly, they do exist) this morning stating how they have become a fan and enjoy reading BpBc. It’s weird because after reading that I had a sudden surge of motivation to kick things up a notch on the site - whatever that means.

As always, I appreciate the regular comment goers. You guys make it worth the time.

Yea so, I just wanted to say thank you for spending some time on BpBc and adding to the community.

A little thank you gift:

Jessical Alba’s Incredible Ass - Even Kerv’s ass rating system cannot handle it.

Found on CanYouSayPlease

Look at the eye of every man in the water. That little kid just popped a boner. Damn you Jessica Alba and your sexiness.

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When Is The Government TOO Involved?

I’ll preface this with a quick apology for those of you who are looking for a funny video or a quick read. I usually don’t write long, more serious stuff but business is slow today. Word.

So the Government passed a law in Philadelphia some time ago which prohibits people from smoking in common public places such as bars. Being a non-smoker, I love this law since I can still pass out on my kitchen floor and wake up the next morning with a solid hangover and cotton mouth, but now my clothes don’t reek of stale cigarettes. That’s the worst part of the next morning, smelling the smoke. Plus, when I pick up women at the bar, which is every weekend, their hair retains that desirable Pert Plus smell. It’s a win win.
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F*ck, Marry, Kill - Sophia Bush, Brittany Snow, Michelle Trachtenberg

Time for another F*ck, Marry, Kill scenario. If you missed the last one, you can check it here: F*ck, Marry, Kill - Girls Of LOST

This week’s battle is between some sexy ladies:

1. Sophia Bush

2. Brittany Snow

3. Michelle Trachtenberg

Ok so I just threw Trachtenberg in there so I would have someone to kill. She is overrated and I don’t even CONSIDER her in the same league as my Princess Sophia (dan brown reference) and my sexy Brittany.

I would F* Sophia Bush all night long because she seems like she would be a freak - not that I have anything to base that on. I’d just like to think that. I would marry Brittany Snow as she has an innocent look; a “wife material” feel, if you will. I wonder how she’ll look at 50.

Trachtenberg can go jump off a cliff.

Agree to disagree?

For the record, I’m not really this shallow…only when it comes to BpBc…then my “you know who” does most of the thinking.

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