I have to credit DiF for this one. Apparently, I haven’t been giving me readers enough credit when they submit something to the site so I’ll start doing a better job.
The guy in this video somehow draws a perfect circle without any measuring. Christ, I can’t even draw a perfect DOT let alone a ginormous circle. Bruce Immordino must be mighty jealous of this math teacher or should I say…math GOD.
On a side note, Does anyone else think this guy looks like John Locke from LOST? Weird.
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At first glance I would have to say Phoenix would win as she would simply “combust” (or whatever that move is called) the other two. But I think she would go for Superman first since he seems like the harder opponent, leaving Dumbledore the chance to use the “Avada Kedavra” curse on her. Of course we all know that isn’t Dumbledore’s style to kill. Instead he would try to contain her, which would ultimately lead in his destruction. So yea Phoenix would win hands down.
Agree to disagree?
God I’m a nerd.
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This is for all you wrestling Christians. In the over secular world of professional wrestling, UCW pairs quality wrestling action with faith and redemption. I heard about this on the radio the other morning and had to check out the site. Most of the matches pit a good, god fearing wrestler against a sinner. Guess who wins.
At the end of every event, God himself, or Jesus, if God is busy elsewhere, descends to a turnbuckle to judge the combatents. Earning the belt of truth gives a wrestler a pass to heaven. The damned wrestlers suffer under the eternal sleeper hold.
Current heaven go-er “God’s Property Billy Jack” owns the ring with a mighty righteousness. I imagine the play by play announcing would go something like this:
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So there is this new thing rappers are doing these days called “Ghost Riding Da Whip”. If you haven’t seen it, you basically roll down the street in your car, get out and sit on the hood / roof while doing goofy ass rap dances or just sitting chill. Are teenagers really that dumb to try to mimic the moronic rappers? God I hope not.
Check out this video to get a feel of ghost riding the whip
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I’m off to do some ghost riding on my whip, whatever that means.
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I found this video of the Top 50 Football Goals. Most of them are freaking insane. Reminds me of when I play and constantly stuff bicycle kick shots and mid-air vollies in the back of the net. Suprising I didn’t make the video
Check it for some crazy action.
OK I lied. I probably can’t even do a bicycle kick. Whenever I DO get the ball, i’ll unload a rip that will either miss the net or hit right into the keeper. I live a fantasy life.
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Martini sent me a link to this Sac Free site and told me to buy a pair of these bad boys. At first I thought it was a joke. Underwear that let’s your balls hang out? Comeon.
So far it has intrigued me enough that I kinda want to buy a pair just to see what it’s all about. I’d be the coolest kid on the beach strutting around with my boys swaying to and fro. Not that I walk around on the beach in my underwear…ok but only late at night when no one is on there.
Anyone own a pair of these and can comment on them? Besides Douglas?
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