Would You Rather - Significant Other vs Millions Of People

It’s another Would You Rather Wednesday so here we go. You can check last week’s WYR here: Face and Boobs vs Vagina.

This one is a doozy if I’ve ever seen one.

If the closest person to you (ie your significant other, family member, best friend, etc) and a doctor - who was going to find a cure for cancer - were both hanging from a cliff and about to fall…

Would You Rather

1. Save your significant other. Millions of people will die from cancer as in the past.
2. Save the scientist. You will never see your significant other again, but millions of people you don’t know will be saved from cancer related deaths.

DEEP, right?

Well I dunno how I’d go on this one. At first I thought, save the significant other, but then I thought that is kind of selfish. Plus, I could save MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. So hard.

Well, I guess I’d have to be in the actual situation to make the final choice, but looking at the scenario from the outside and with no pressure, I would save my significant other. What can I say, I’m selfish.

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What’s Your Nastiest Story?

So I’ve decided to have a big call to action from the BpBc Community. Basically, I would like to hear the nastiest thing to ever happen to you. The only catch is that it HAS TO BE TRUE. That means you can’t say something like “Oh I slept with you mom and it was so….nasty” (bc3alumni, I look in your general direction). So please, send me an email with your nastiest story. If you want, I will leave it anonymous so no one knows who it came from. Over the next 3 weeks I will post the stories for all to enjoy, but if you are really too lazy to email it to me, leave it in the comments.

I’ll kick it off with an oldie, but a goodie.

I call it “Cinnamon Toast Crunch Delight” and it goes like this…

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5 Reasons Why I Hate Bathroom Attendants

So this past Friday I went down to a bar in Philly. It was a good time, but not really my scene. Anyway, 2 beers into the night I went into the bathroom to take care of business when I was greeted by a fresh-off-the-street bathroom attendant. For those of you that know me, I am a pretty laid back person, but there are certain things that really piss me off and bathroom attendants are on the list.

Here’s why.

5. They often make pointless conversation with you in hopes of making a buck. I know all about bullshitting with people, I do it all day. The last thing I want is to have to deal with another “salesman” while I’m trying to get my pee on.

4. They make an already somewhat awkward situation even worse. If I am in there alone, all I can think about is how I am going to get out of there without tipping the guy. Plus, the fact that he is probably staring at me while I’m peeing. Yea no thanks.

3. They make me want to skip washing my hands so I can avoid the attendant. I’ll try to run out of there so I don’t feel so bad about not giving him a dollar for tearing off a paper towel. Then I have dirty hands AND a guilty conscience.

2. The line of guys in the bathroom (and there always is one) will watch you try to either sneak out without washing your hands or sneak out without tipping. Either way you are an asshole.

1. I am already paying a 5 dollar cover, 9 bucks for a Car Bomb, 4 dollars for a beer plus tips for the bartender. There is no need for me to spend MORE money for some idiot to give me a hand towel.

So yea, I have beef with bathroom attendants. Do women have the same thing in their place of business?

I think Michael Scott said it best in last week’s Ep with, “I thought you want your privacy in there?”

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Caption This - Pretzel Logic?

OK OK, I was hesitant to make this into a “caption this”, but I figure I’ll let my guard down and you kids can have at it. I’m even hoping this post my bring You Know Who out of the woodwork to take a shot at me.

In case you were wondering, that is a picture of me in some magazine / newspaper (A pretty bad picture - and scan - I’d like to add). I am now a X-List celebrity so ladies, please submit your name, phone number, and email address in the comments below as there will now be a line of ladies waiting to date me for my fame.

And you’re captions of course.

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F*ck, Marry, Kill - Philly Sport’s Mascots

If you missed last weeks FMK, you can check it here: F*ck, Marry, Kill - 80’s Cartoon Babe Edish.

This week’s FMK is based around Philly’s finest mascots: The Phanatic, Swoop, and Hip Hop (which cracks me up that the “g-thug basketball rabbit” is called hip hop. So much stereotyping floating around that one, it’s better to just stay away).

So let’s see here. I guess I would kill Swoop as he intimidates the F outta me. Can’t have that.

I would bang Hip-Hop because he thinks he is so badass with his glasses, neckband and all. He needs to be put in his place, for sure.

I would marry the Phanatic. This is a no-brainer. He would keep you laughing for the rest of your life. It’s all about the long term investment. Take a look at his mom, you know he is going to age well (a test I apply to all of my women…jk).

Plus, have you ever seen his tongue? That thing could probably work some magic. Interpret that as you like.

Kinda weird typing all that.

What say you????

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Would You Rather - Face And Boobs vs Vagina

Well Well Well, BpBc Fanatic “Douglas” has stepped up to the plate with his own WOULD YOU RATHER - in image form. If you missed last week’s you can check it here: Future Vs Mystery.

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This week was surprisingly easy for me to choose. While I know sickos like Sly and HadURDad would prefer the reptile top, I would have to go with the mermaid top.

If I was stuck on an island, I would need someone to talk to so I didn’t go crazy like Tom Hanks in Castaway. Plus, I don’t care about the “sexual element” of this situation. I like women for their minds. No seriously.

But yea, her mouth would work just as well as her bottom half.

But man, that fish head looks hot…so this is tough.

OK OK, I’m going with the female top / fish bottom. Stone.

What say you?

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What What (In The Butt)

So I am constantly told that reader L-DAWG says “What What” all the time along with this hand motion. I attempted it once, but failed miserably and was mocked for it.

This brings me to last night where I was killing some time on DontLinkThis and I stumbled across this video. If you can sit through more than 1 minute then…wow.

Now I know where L-Dawg get’s the “What What” from =P.

And so what if I find the tune catchy. Does that make me gay? Yea, maybe a little.

What What In The Butt?
I said What What In The Butt
Doot doo doooooo

/* Kidding about the song being catchy */

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