Wet Cats Look Funny

So it’s a slow day in the pretzel factory today. Not sure why, maybe because of the Holiday (President’s Day)? Anyway, I was doing some digging and I found this site with pictures of wet cats. Being the cat lover that I am (dogs too), I figured I’d post a few pics. Plus, I wanted to work this gem into a post:

I like my cats like I like my vagina…you know the rest.

Images came from Rippin Kitten. Check it for more. Rar.

This post is for you, Douglas. You Herm.

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Dwight Schrute To Host SNL On My Birthday

So I was planning on hitting a bar and getting absolutely shithoused this Saturday for my birthday. It seems that Rainn Wilson (Dwight from The Office) is hosting SNL that night so I might have to stay in and watch it instead of going out.

Sike, I’ll just DVR that shit. You all should do the same.

Good Talk.

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Whistle Tip Video With Bub Rub

Ok so I know this video has been around for a while, but I am just now getting around to posting it. It amazes me what news stations will put on the air. If that segment ever came across my desk for approval, I wouldn’t not let it on TV.

When this dude, “Bub Rub”, says “The whistles go whoo”…I lose it. Then he follows it with lines like “It’s that Woo WOOOOOOO” and “That’s only in the Mouurning. You supposed to be up cooking breakfast or something by then so that’s like an alarm clock. WOO WOOOOO ” Classic!

Check out at the end of the video when he drives away in the car. He almost slams into cars on the opposite side of the road, then blows right through a stop sign.

I dunno what’s worse. The whistle tip or this gem:

Morons.

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F*ck, Marry, Kill - 80’s Cartoon Babe Edish

Today’s F*ck, Marry, Kill comes from guest writer Jon from over at DoubleDumbassOnYou. Last week’s FMK can be found here: Boys Of Full House

You know the drill by now, here is your latest panel of beauties for your
discussion:

• April O’Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Scarlet from GI Joe
• Cheetara from Thundercats

Jon’s Take:

I would kill April O’Neil.  That yellow jumpsuit got on my nerves, and
she was only a reporter … not very exciting.  She had poor choice in
friends: 4 Turtles & a Rat.  She talked far too much and always got
kidnapped by Krang or Baxter Stockman.

I would fuck Cheetara.  I mean who hasn’t?  She was the only female
Thundercat on Third Earth.  You can’t tell me that Panthro or Tigra didn’t
throw it to her at least once or twice.  What’s one more?

I would marry Scarlet.  Counter Intelligence Operative, Martial Arts
Expert, and she had Best Military Issue Uniform EVER.  Besides, I have
always had a thing for redheads.  I think once you get past the hundreds of
people she had murdered there could really be a connection there. 

Ladies and gentlemen, what say you?

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Would You Rather - Future Vs. Mystery

This week’s Would You Rather deals with the future. I often wonder what the heck I would do in a situation like this and i’m never confident with my answer. IF you missed last weeks “Would You Rather” you can check it here: Would You Rather - Vacation Vs Friends

Would You Rather

1. Know your future, but it was going to be shitty. Since you knew what was coming you can still change it.

2. Your future remains a mystery. It may or may not be shitty. Since you don’t know, you won’t be able to change anything and will have to roll with the punches either way.

I hope I explained those clearly. I think I would take the 2nd option. At first glance, I’d like to know what I had coming, but if it was going to be shitty I probably wouldn’t want to know. At least if it remains a mystery I can hope that it’ll turn out ok.

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A Revolutionary Update To BigPlansBigCrash

Soooo there has been a sudden increase in reader participation on BpBc and I love it. The only problem is that it is difficult to follow who is addressing who and so on, so I added a new feature.

Now in the comments section, you can reply directly to someone else’s comment. Hopefully it will help me follow what the F is going on down there since I get easily confused. Kinda like the time I found a used tampon in my cinnamon toast crunch cereal and thought it was a prize from the company…Yea like that.

Thanks All!

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Caption This - Chest Shot???

So I was gonna do a “caption this” post for a picture of bc3alumni’s girlfriend and myself that would have been aptly titled “Hey Steve, I banged your girlfriend”. However, out of respect for her, I’ve decided to withhold and instead throw this gem in your face. It’s an oldie but a goodie.

Sadly I can’t even think of a way to caption this picture. It is one of those gems that says it all, but caption away loyal readers.

If you missed the last “Caption This”, you can see it here: bcalumni splooges in his pants

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