Call To Action For All Women

This post is inspired by the above picture. Click it for a bigger version.

So I saw ANOTHER braless Lindsay Lohan picture. Immediately I thought “Man, wouldn’t it be nice if all women skipped on the bra and only wore a T-Shirt. It would be hot, right?”

Sure, the older, saggier ladies would be an eyesore, but I could deal with it for the few “Holy-crap-look-at-that-rack” ’s that would come around.

That is why I am starting a new holiday. I am pushing for one day out of the year when all women cut their bras and set their beasts free. It doesn’t matter if they are perky, saggy, big, small, whatever.

I am thinking about calling it “Female Liberation Day”. Sounds legit. I guarantee that all straight males will support this event. The holiday would have to be in the summer so t-shirts could be worn.

I bet the sale of supersoakers would go up during that time…eh? eh?

So what do you say ladies? Who’s with me?

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BpBc Forums Now Live!

So there haven’t been too many updates over the last 2 weeks and for that I apologize. I’ve been twisting mad pretzels and recently took on a part time consulting job with Aqua America. I feel like I have been neglecting my child. But I do have SOME good news…THE FORUMS ARE UP!

Check out the new BigPlansBigCrash Forums. Right now there is only one place to post so sign up and introduce yourself to everyone. Hopefully it will become a place for good entertainment and a time killer for those of us grinding the 9-5.

Seriously, go sign up and post. Word.

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Eddie Griffin Crashes Ferrari Enzo

So it seems that Eddie Griffin was doing some practice driving for some event in a Ferrari Enzo. During his test run, he crashed the car valued at 1.5 million dollars and some news channel caught it on film. After the crash he makes jokes like it was no big deal. Uh, a 1.5 million dollar car and you got jokes? If I was the car owner, I’d beat Griffin’s ass. Smells like some sort of marketing scheme maybe? Maybe it wasn’t a real enzo, but just used to promote his new movie somehow? You tell me.

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Modest Mouse - We Were Dead Before The Ship Sank - Album Review

Many BpBc readers know that I am not the best writer in the world, but what few of you know is that I am even worse at writing album reviews…so let’s see where this goes.
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Flea Market Montgomery Video

I saw this “Flea Market Montgomery” video on some news station a month or so ago. BpBc reader “Katie” sent me a link to the extended version and it is straight up ridiculous. I love me a big black man doing a variation of the “mom 2-step”. Enjoy.

Sadly, this video is probably getting him TONS of exposure. Viral marketing at its finest!

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Soccer Bloopers Video

Here is another reason why I love CollegeHumor.com. They always have quality videos (which I link on my sidebar). I saw one called “Wacky Soccer” and it is pretty funny. Check it below. If you can’t see it, click the blank space and it *should* play.

And now, the weekend.

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Caption This - Nice Smile

Here is another BpBc reader flashing his pearly whites for the camera. I figured it would make for a good Caption This as many other readers have been put up for some harassment: Ed and Donny

So have at it, kids.

I’ll kick it off with “I think I broke my pinkie”

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