A Tribute To Jim Varney And Ernest P. Worrell

Saturday morning I spent 2 hours battling a hangover. Nothing is worse than a pounding headache, dry mouth, no desire to move off of the couch and a scattered recollection of the previous night. Fortunately for me, Ernest Scare Stupid was on “On Demand”, making the hangover a bit more bearable.

During this cinema blockbuster it occurred to me; Jim Varney had an outstanding acting career, all things considered. I say all things considered because the odds were stacked up against Varney. He was pretty hideous, had a wicked smokers voice and he was horrendous at impressions (ok, he had a few good ones). Despite these set backs, he was still able to pump out 9 “Ernest” movies. That’s right, there were 9 of them!!!
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Cruising Through The Suburbs - Summertime Tunes

So the weather is finally warming up here in Philly and ever college graduate knows what that means!

The hot girls return from their winter hibernation to sit and read outside in the grass, walk around in short shorts, work on their tans and everything else hot girls do the first week of nice weather that drives guys insane. I swear there is some secret island off of the coast of Florida where they all go for the winter and work on their tans.

Unfortunately, that’s not the focus point of this post. When the weather kicks ass like this, I can’t help but spend 3 hours compiling the ultimate kick-ass driving mix to blast through my car’s speakers so loud that the bass makes that awful fuzzy booming noise. You know the noise.

So without further Ado (is that how you spell “ado”? I can never figure that out..) here is my Cruising Through The Suburbs Summertime Tunes mix:
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Skateboarding World Champion Slalom Video

I’m not sure where to even start with this video. I’d be lucky to make it down the hill in one piece let alone move in and out like this guy. I don’t think I could even move my arms like he does. NUTSO!

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Band Wars - Green Day vs Blink 182

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So there were many bands who played a role in putting punk rock on the “mainstream” map. I think the two who played the BIGGEST part were Green Day and Blink 182. The question is, who do you like more?

A quick side note - Doesn’t Mark (lead singer of Blink182) and Billie Joe Armstrong (lead singer of Green Day) look exactly alike in those pictures? Weird.

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Harry Potter And the Order Of The Phoenix Trailer!!!!

Yea so the trailer for the new Harry Potter movie is out. All I can say is that I am stoked for the movie. Does that make me less of a man? Maybe. Do I care? Not really since having this website gets me ALL KINDS of chicks. Suckasss. Enjoy.

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Watch The Penis Power Video - Female Anatomy At It’s Finest

I found this gem via CollegeHumor. I was going to attempt some witty remarks about my penis power, but nothing I say can top the video. Enjoy?

My favorite part is when the big lady says “they don’t know about the bottom. they don’t know about the bottom”. Lady please, we invented the bottom.

I’ll tell ya what. This lady must be a FREAK in bed…

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Dog Sex Doll - Better Than A Leg?

BpBc fanatic, Douglas, sent me a link to this ridiculous dog toy. It doesn’t really need an explanation. If your dog humps things (you leg, stuffed animal, other dogs, other animals, etc) then you may want to get them this sweet as hump doll.

Look at how happy that little guy looks in that picture. Wouldn’t you want to give your best friend the same opportunity? The only beef I have with this doll is the lack of a face. They could at least make it a little more personal.

Anyway, I’m thinking about getting one for my dog…and maybe one for myself. I’ll let you know how it goes (pictures too!).

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