Alright guys. I have been SWAMPED at the pretzel factory all week. Shit’s getting awnry. I have been neglecting my baby and I aplogize.
The good news?
There is a shit ton coming up after I get back from vacation. Here is what you can look forward to:
1. New Layout - I am currently winning the Win A Mascot At Bloggingtips.com contest. Since I kick ass at search engine optimization, I should get a new logo out of the competition. Woo-Hoo.
2. New Content - I have a few writers who are pumping out some new material for BpBc. I hope this will give some variety to the site instead of my incredible daily musings.
3. New Direction - You will start to see more “male centered” topics. There is a lot I don’t post or talk about ( sexy ladies pics, sports, porn, etc. ) mainly because I try to keep the female readers happy (and in return they send me nudie pics and perform sexual favors). Exciting, right?
4. Shirts! - Funny ones. That I will give away for free. chyea!
So yea, lots of good stuff on the way. Unfortunately I won’t be able to get to any of it until after vacation :-/. I will try to update while I am down there.
Thursday night’s season finale of the office? Well, yea… it was pretty awesome. If you did not see it yet and watch the show regularly, don’t read any further. Read The Rest >>
I am constantly getting friend requests from “extremely hot women” trying to get me to sign up for their webcam, yadda yadda yadda. Since Internet Marketing has become a pretty big hobby of mine, I usually check out the profiles to see if that person is doing anything “outside of the box” with get the user to sign up.
I was checking out this profile’s picture and started to bust out laughing. Look at this dude, Angel, who left a comment on the picture. Talk about the definition of a pedophile. The guy just looks creepy.
On top of his less-than-flattering profile picture, he decides to leave his phone number in hopes that this girl will call him for some…sex I guess? I hope that isn’t his ACTUAL number.
A certain You Know Who sent me an email today with some breaking news about everyone’s favorite office hottie, Jenna Fischer.
It seems that much like my younger brother she does not know her alcoholic limit. Apparently she left a club called Buddakan (probably shwasted) and fell down some steps. She suffered fractures in her back, but will be OK for filming of the next season of The Office. Thank God.
My predictions for tonight’s finale: Jim and Michael compete for the coporate position. Well, only Michael will be really competing. Karen will slip in and get the position because she is a female - affirmative action, etc. The moment Karen tells Jim she is moving to New York, he will rotate on his left heel to Pam who is standing behind him with her fingers crossed, eyes closed and he will immediately start to make out with her. Cut to commercial.
Wow. I walked into a target the other day and was completely BLOWN AWAY by the quantity and the quality of MILF that ran rampant throughout the store. I seemed to have found the daytime hideout for all trophy wives and their young children. It kinda felt like the first time I discovered online porn. It was like “Holy shit, this stuff exists…for free? Where have I been?”
You feel me?
It’d be fun to make a game out of MILF Spotting. Something where you gotta guess what their husband does for a living, then you go up and ask them. You get points depending on how close you are…yea something like that.
Or maybe i’ll make this into a normal thing on BpBc where I will outline the various hotspots attractive moms hang out. Sounds like a recipe for success! Right?
I hope so because I am in the process of redesigning BpBc. I am almost finished a layout, but I need a new logo and I don’t know too many graphic designers that can handle what I need. Lucky for me, I stumbled onto this contest called win a mascot at BloggingTips.com.
I could use a kick ass logo / mascot from them.
Their specialty seems to be doing mascots (as you can see from the image on the right) so maybe I’ll have them design me a BpBc mascot of some sort. What animal do you think I should go with? I’m thinking a Lion or a Tiger…or maybe a Polar Bear? I am really open to suggestions on this one if you can incorporate an animal mascot into a BigPlansBigCrash logo. He / She will need a name too.
Whenever I try a move like this, I usually kick the back of my leg, then dramatically fall over hoping the ref will call a penalty on someone in my general vicinity. To date, it has not worked.
So what you think? Luck or skill?
I’m gonna go ahead and say luck. I’ll go one step further and say the guy is an idiot for trying such tom foolery. Sure that shot went in, but 99.9999% of the time you aren’t going to score it.
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Wow. I walked into a target the other day and was completely BLOWN AWAY by the quantity and the quality of MILF that ran rampant throughout the store. I seemed to have found the daytime hideout for all trophy wives and their young children. It kinda felt like the first time I discovered online porn. It was like “Holy shit, this stuff exists…for free? Where have I been?” 
I hope so because I am in the process of redesigning BpBc. I am almost finished a layout, but I need a new logo and I don’t know too many graphic designers that can handle what I need. Lucky for me, I stumbled onto this contest called 
