Soda vs Pop vs Coke?

I saw this on Digg. I like Digg.

Here is a breakdown of what people in the US call a “Soft Drink”.

Yellow = Soda.
Blue / Purple = Pop.
Red = Crazy Ass Republicans.

I call it Soda as does every other normal person around here. The rest of you are freaks, but I love you anyway.

Apparently people call Soda “Coke” in the South. Somehow this doesn’t surprise me. They are usually all mixed up down there. That’s why Bush is our president. Coke is a brand name not a type of drink, silly Republicans.

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Family Guy Knocking On The Back Door

I haven’t seen Family Guy in the longest time. I saw this clip on some site over the weekend and I was reminded of how much I love that show, especially Louis.

“He’s knocking at the back door…Should I let him in??? I’m scarred”

NOW THAT’S COMEDY

That’s all I got. Hope this video gave you a laugh.

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Rosie O’Donnell To Host “The Price Is Right” ????

So It seems that Rosie O’donnell is a possible contender as Bob Barker’s replacement on The Price Is Right. I’m pretty sure if the show has any chance of surviving after Barker leaves, it would be without Rosie as the host. It’s hard enough losing Barker, but Rosie would just drive the show into the ground.

But hey, the gay and lesbian viewer demographic will probably increase along with menopausal women demo….That’s gotta count for something!

Then again, if she agreed to wear that suit from Exit To Eden, I might feel compelled to watch. I mean, that outfit is almost as hot as her sex scene on Nip / Tuck, right?

And now it’s time for me to puke.

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Beach Day On “The Office” Recap

Wow. So who saw Beach Day on The Office last night?

I thought it was one of the best episodes this season, anyone else agree?

It was a nice even mix of humor, drama and Michaels crazy antics. You got a decent amount from each character, which is something you don’t get every episode.

Plus, that speech given by Pam at the end…wow WOW…It was absolutely NUTSO. It wasn’t like one of those overly-dramatic-awnry speeches you find on most other shows. It felt real. It’s about time she spoke up for herself. I think that scene alone boosted my crush for Pam Beesley to an unhealthy level.

Notable scenes:

• Creed grabbing the fish out of the water / Eating it.
• Toby’s reaction when Pam tells him she is wearing a two piece. Poor Toby.
• Dwight naming his team Gryffindor! / Shrieking at Volemort’s name.
• The interview with Michael while Andy is floating in the lake in the background.
• Stanley attacking Jim in the sumo pit.

Predictions:
During an in-depth gChat conversation we BpBc fanatic Link-o-Vich , we decided that this is the direction for the show to go:

Karen gets the job in NY. Jim and Pam continue flirting yet again for another season. Pam jumps Jim’s bone in the NEXT season finale. They make a sex tape that leaks on the Internet. I find it and send it to all of my friends. We all see Pam naked and die happy.

Ok, maybe not the sex tape part, but the rest will happen.

Anyway, Props to BpBc reader “Kater” for calling the Pam speech head on. She obviously watches way more TV than me and needs to find help, fast.

Season finale next week. Get excited.

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What Is “Hanging Brain”?

If you are an avid fan of The Office, like myself, you caught last week’s episode called “The Flasher”. It was a quality episode with tons of great one liners. I love the line where Michael refers to Jan’s chest as “Shrunken Chesticles”. I think I am going to weave that into my daily vocabulary.
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Introducing Jimmy Cornerstone

So a friend of mine has agreed to write some material for BigPlansBigCrash. I was going to do a big ‘ole introduction for him, but I decided that a recent conversation between the two of us would do a better job.

JimmyCornerstone: yo beans
ExcapeFromReason: yo jimmy
JimmyCornerstone: im bangin a 42 yerar old i met
online this wekend
ExcapeFromReason: no yuo arent
ExcapeFromReason: send me a pic
JimmyCornerstone: dude i am
ExcapeFromReason: hahaha no fucking way
ExcapeFromReason: myspace?
JimmyCornerstone: adult freinf finder baby
JimmyCornerstone:
**IMAGE REMOVED**
ExcapeFromReason: no way
ExcapeFromReason: you meet her yet?
JimmyCornerstone: way
JimmyCornerstone: no tomorrow
ExcapeFromReason: how do you know youll get to
bang her?
JimmyCornerstone: motel and wine
JimmyCornerstone: cmon beans
JimmyCornerstone: its a swingers site
ExcapeFromReason: haha
JimmyCornerstone: im a sexy swinger!!
ExcapeFromReason: whats your picture?
ExcapeFromReason: you wang?
ExcapeFromReason: *your
ExcapeFromReason: how much did you pay for that
site?
JimmyCornerstone: 20 bucks a month
ExcapeFromReason: its already paying off!
ExcapeFromReason: are you seriously going to hang
out in a motel with wine?
JimmyCornerstone: um..yeah
JimmyCornerstone: and some 42 year old poontang
JimmyCornerstone: saggy flesh…mmm
JimmyCornerstone: she sent me all kinds of nasty pics
JimmyCornerstone: honestly she looks the best in the
one i sent
JimmyCornerstone: its prolly like 5 yrs old or
something
JimmyCornerstone: bye bernie
JimmyCornerstone is away at 6:08:53 PM.
JimmyCornerstone signed off at 6:45:12 PM.

I hope you are all excited to see some new stuff on the site. If you would like to write for us, drop me a line at daniel.engler@gmail.com - especially the females. I would LOVE to have some women’s thoughts on here. The site is growing at rapid speed and I *might* be able to compensate people for their contributions.

Thank everyone and welcome Jimmy.

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Would You Rather - Favorite Song vs Elevator Music

It’s been a while since we did a Would You Rather. This week’s WYR comes from reader SLY / Dr. Crane (sorry to give up your identity, slystonian) and it’s goes a little something like this:

Would You Rather listen to your favorite song over and over again for a whole year, or be forced to listen to elevator music?

Well?
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