Written by Dan - Tagged with TV - 2 Comments
NBC The Office

It seems that some gaming company called MumboJumbo games has partnered with NBC to develop a video based on one of my favorite shows, The Office. Apparently, the premise of the game is that the player will go around the office as one of the characters finishing random tasks. They will also take part in playing pranks on their coworkers.

Talk about a BOMB. The only way I would get this game is if there is a naked code and I could make Pam and Jim bump uglies, kinda like that hack in Grand Theft Auto where the dude rails a hooker. I could invite my friends over, play the game on the big screen TV, pound a few Twist Teas and watch digital Jim nail digital Pam. Sounds like a solid guys night…

My vote is a NO GO on the game.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with TV - 4 Comments

Rose O'DonnellWell, Bob Barker is gone. The question is who will replace him? I am reading all over the internet that Rosie O’Donnell might be a lead contender. It’s safe to say that if she gets the job, I will no longer watch the show. She is too much of a personality and that will take away from the show. I envision her trying to make constant jokes and I don’t think that would work.

The host of that show should be an older man who drives women crazy, like Barker. A man who connects with the fans. A man who has been with the show for many years and is quick on his feet. I am talking about the one, the only, Wilford Brimley. You might know him as the “Liberty Medical Diabeetus Guy”, but I know him as the best choice for a Price Is Right host.

Who’s with me?

Here is some Brimley love:

Sound it out now. Di-A-Beet-Us.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Caption This - 3 Comments

Here is this week’s Caption This picture. I’m not really sure what’s going on here, but it involves BpBc fanatic “Douglas”. Show him some “caption this” love.

“It was only a scare guys! The girl from that party isn’t preggers!”

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Written by Mr. P - Tagged with Women - 1 Comment

Alright…I’d like to think my last article posted had an effect on people. Possibly to the tune of wasting your employers’ money, but whatever. It’s not my money - so why should I care? Either way, when I get drunk, ideas pop into my head, so every now and then I’ll write them down. Here’s another one for you…it’s called:

Mr. P’s Guide on How to Out-Smart Women

Hope you enjoy it. Now, as always, my little disclaimer. I am not an expert. Hell, I am in my first long term relationship as we speak. BUT, I have grown up with three sisters, no brothers - so I’d like to think my opinion matters more than the typical guy’s. I have that experience factor to the internal thinking of women, and I’ll tell you, it ain’t pretty. But I like to help out people whenever I can, so here we go. No list this time, but paragraphs separated in the category of the importance….

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Lists - 10 Comments

It seems that every studio in Hollywood is making a movie based on some comic book. You would think this a great idea with the success of movies such as Spiderman, Superman and Xmen. However, despite the success of some of the comic-based movies, there seem to be more and more bombs.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Would You Rather? - 2 Comments

It’s been some time since our last Would You Rather. If you missed it, you can check it here: Favorite Song vs Elevator Music

Would You Rather be a backup sports player where you never started, but made a fairly nice salary (200k per year) or be a superstar making millions, but you get busted for using performance enhancing drugs, which gets you kicked out of the league and makes people ridicule you everywhere you go?

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Written by Dan - Tagged with TV - 5 Comments

Dwight SchruteA little birdy told me that Dwight Schrute from The Office might get his own show. I usually frown against spin-offs because they typically blow (King Of The Hill, Joey, etc.), but I have a feeling it might work. Dwight’s character has a enough depth that I think his backstory would be enough to carry a series.

I’ll keep y’all posted if I hear anything more

Source: Fox News

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