Inspired by a some bar talk amongst some buddies, I have compiled a list of things women need to work on in bed. You won’t find these tips in Cosmo ladies, so read carefully and be thankful the specific stories that inspired each item were not shared. They would haunt your dreams.
Good Day, World! Today, I am pleased to bring to you the first of many personal life-lessons that I have picked up along the way. These lessons have sculpted me into the portly, drunk that you see in my sweet picture and will surely be as beneficial to you as they have been to me. So please, take these tips and cherish them.
In an attempt to promote BpBc in the real world as well as provide some stellar clothing for our fans, we are going to start printing BpBc T-Shirts. The only problem is, we are in a bit of a creative funk and could use some inspiration. Since it’s going to be YOU (hopefully) wearing the shirt, we think you should have a say in what is printed.
Right now we have an artist lined up, but just need some suggestions.
And don’t worry, we aren’t going to throw “bigplansbigcrash.com” all over the shirt (maybe on the back, near the neck, but it will be small)
Leave any suggestions and ideas you might have in the comments - even if you think they are dumb. They might trigger an idea from someone else.
Thanks all.
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I’m a HUGE fan of Jackson and Vick, in their respected realms of music and sport. However, both of their “off the field” antics makes me cringe. It still amazes me how Jackson was never convicted. I mean, if you found a blow-up doll in my bedroom, you’d pretty much know what I was doing with it.
Vick better be prosecuted to the fullest extent. If he isn’t, well, you better bet your momma’s sweet ass I’ll be picking him up on waiver wires in fantasy!
A bpbc reader sent this story to me. I gotta admit, it’s pretty crazy.
Apparently, this cat lives in a nursing home and can predict when a resident is going to die. He will go in and lay with the person a few hours before the grim reaper arrives. He has successfully predicted 25 deaths and can even predict when a patient is misdiagnosed (he won’t lay with them). Freaky shit.
If I lived in a nursing home with that cat, I would dread the day that the small beast creeps into my room and jumps on my bed. On the other hand, I would have a hell of a fun time screwing with the other residents by forcing the cat into their room or telling them at lunch that I “saw Oscar lingering outside their room the other day”.
God I hope my family doesn’t put me in a nursing home.
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Humans continue their dominance over machines, at least for today.
The Association for the Advancement of Artificial Intelligence sponsored a 2-day poker tournament pitting champions Phil Laak and Ali Eslami against the University of Alberta’s Polaris computer program. Computers may be able to win beat Gary Kasparov in chess, but can they force a pro to go all in pre-flop holding snowmen? Two days and 2000 hands later, the humans finished on top $570. Not knowing how much each player started with, I have to imagine that it was close all the way.
Will we soon see cyborgs bluffing down the pros in Atlantic City?
For bc3alumni’s sake, I hope not.
This passed Monday, at the taping of the David Letterman Show, Drew Carey announced that he has been selected to replace (err, attempt to replace) Bob Barker as host of the beloved Price is Right.
At first glance, I emphatically approved of this decision. Drew Carey is a fun, lovable gentlemen with kind eyes, who has the on stage presence to handle a game show with ease. (Whose Line is in Anyway?! C’MON!!) Plus, the competition for the job was terrible, which may have boosted Carey’s appeal in my eyes. I mean, Whoopi Goldberg? Magic Johnson? Rosie O’Donnell!? The fact that all of these names were tossed around as a possible replacement for B-Squared just proves that the several people at CBS television don’t fully understand the allure of The Price is Right.
