Written by Dan - Tagged with Alcohol - 3 Comments

Ok, I’ll admit it. Some things men do when drunk aren’t the smartest ideas whether it’s riding down a flight of stairs on top of another person, or housing multiple “Pat’s Cheesesteaks” only to puke it up 1 hour later, or sending those late night text messages to that lucky someone when you probably shouldn’t… Well, you get my drift.

However, the following video takes the cake for drunken male stupidity. I coulda sworn this guy was going to lose his face.

But hey, it’s worth it for his 2 days of CollegeHumor fame, right?

Morons.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Celebrity - 6 Comments

LindsayLindsay Lohan at her finest ladies and gentlemen - her mugshot.

I remember the glory days of Mean Girls and Freaky Friday when Lindsay drove teenage boys (myself included) wild. She was the center of many masturbatory encounters. Now, she is so F’ed up on drugs and booze that I just don’t know.

And she is only 21?! Good Christ.

It’s a shame to see someone with such acting potential crash so hard. I mean, her performance in Herbie Fully Loaded was nothing short of spectacular…It doesn’t get much better than that.

At least she still has an amazing rack. Unfortunately, that doesn’t outweigh her psychotic mentality.

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Written by sly - Tagged with Random - 2 Comments

Sloth Toy
These are some pretty sweet Goonies (action?) figures from Mezco Toys.

So far the line includes Mikey, Data, Chunk, Mouth, and Sloth.

The Mikey and Mouth figures are pretty good, but Data, Chunk, and Sloth are dead on. Each figure has their own accessories - Mikey has an inhaler and Chunk has his Statue of David.

I wonder, can the Chunk figure do the truffle shuffle?

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Harry Potter - 2 Comments
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Review

I spent the better part of the past weekend tearing through the latest installment in the Harry Potter series, titled “Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows”. Normally, I am not one to ruin plots and endings for people - let alone write a freaking book review - but this book blew me away. Therefore, it is my civic duty to share my thoughts on the book with BpBc reader. Hopefully, other fanatics will come forward and join the conversation. I will try to avoid the plot of the story and give anything away for those who plan on reading the book, but I can’t garauntee anything.

Proceed with caution…

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Written by Mr. P - Tagged with Celebrity - 5 Comments

Alvin And The ChipmunksDear Mr. Lee,

It has been many years, more than I can even recall, that I discovered you. Not in the same sense as Kevin Smith might claim, but more so in the sense that I loved you in “Mallrats.” At the beginning of our “relationship”, it was simply wonderful. We were truly in bliss. You made me laugh in “Chasing Amy” with your little clap session in the lesbian bar, you made me ponder my religion in “Dogma,” you made me appreciate great music in “Almost Famous.” It was a happy time in which we didn’t have a care in the world because kicking ass was your business, and business was good.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Lists, Random - 19 Comments
Jury Duty

A few weeks ago, I was forced to do the one civic duty that almost every registered voter dreads- jury duty. While sitting through 9 hours of hell, I learned many useful excuses to avoid being selected for an actual trial. Here are 10 ways to avoid being selected for a trial if you are called in for jury duty.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Harry Potter - No Comments

Harry Potter QuidditchIt seems that some college kids at Bucknell University have organized a quidditch team at their school.

Apparently the players “wear outlandish garb including swimming goggles and capes made out of shower curtains and bed sheets”. Since the muggles obviously can’t fly, they stick the brooms between their legs and run around the field.

Nothing beats watching a handful of young adults - who are about to join the real world - run around with brooms between their legs, pretending to play quidditch while wearing shower curtain capes and probably no underwear (total speculation).

I used to think my obsession with “the boy who lived” was a bit unhealthy, but after reading this article, I feel a little better about myself.

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