Guess That Rack - Red Bikini

I’m gonna try a new thing where I post a picture of some celebrity’s rack. I’m sure other sites do something similar to this, but I don’t care. I think it will be fun because boobs are usually a good time. Put your guesses in the comments section and I’ll reveal the answer with the following week’s set.

The first person to guess right gets the title of being a bigger perv than myself.

The first week is an easy one.

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Miss South Carolina Speaks Out

Yesterday I had the video up that every other freaking site and news channel covered. Sorry to pound the same crap down your throat, but it’s what I do.

I found a clip of Miss SC defending her response from that fateful night.

Sadly, her response hasn’t swayed me and I still think she is a moron, maybe a bigger moron than before. Her new answer still didn’t make total sense. But don’t worry, I would still like to take out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

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17 Year Old Kid Trades iPhone For A Nissan 350Z

My buddy Jeff sent me this story about a 17 Year old kid from Jersey who traded an iPhone for a Nissan 350Z. Apparently, he hacked the iPhone so you can use other carriers instead of being limited to only AT&T. The story basically says he spent all summer toying with the phone’s guts in order to make it multi-carrier capable.

After watching the video, I have to say that I really don’t like this kid. He acts all big and bad as though he found a cure for aids or something. When asked what his major is, he says “I’m thinking neuroscience - Hacking of the brain”. Poor kid. Once he realizes the workload involved with that major I am confident he’ll change to something that mixes well with alcohol.

So he spent 500 hours over the summer picking apart a phone? HA. Too much nerd, even for me.

Then you have some schmuck that trades a $25k+ Nissan 350z for the $400 hacked phone. Are you kidding me?

I might just hate the car guy more than the iPhone kid.

It’s a crazy world we live in.

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Miss South Carolina Is A Moron

I’m sure many of you have seen this floating around the Internets. Here is a clip of Miss South Carolina from the 2007 Miss Teen USA Pageant. She manages to ramble off 45 seconds of pure incoherent mumbo jumbo. Thank God she has her good looks and killer rack to fall back on.

Justin, over at dontlinkthis posted some screenshots from the pageant in case you missed it.

I’ll tell you what, they are really lowering the bar for these events. It used to be only HOT women were allowed to compete, now they seem to be taking anyone. These girls do not impress.

::sarcasm::

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Hayden Panettiere FHM UK Shots

Hayden Panettiere has a spread in an upcoming issue of FHM UK. Normally, I don’t post a lot of celebrity pictures, but I can’t help myself.

Stunning.

I may have to start watching that Heros show.

I found these shots over at downity.

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Would You Rather - Heaven Vs Hell

Time for another round of Would You Rather. This week is a bit more serious and deals with religious beliefs, unlike the last one which was all about sexxing up big women and food poisoning.

Would You Rather:

Live your life to the fullest, but it meant you were going to hell for eternity, assuming it exists.

- Or -

Live a conservative lifestyle (church, etc) and miss out on a lot, but it meant you would go to heaven for eternity, assuming heaven exists.

Who says we can’t be deep and philosolopical here on BigPlansBigCrash?

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Caption This - I Think I Just Shit My Pants

Time for another Caption This, kiddos. You can check out last week’s picture here: How To Use A Dildo.

Today we have another picture from the same guy you’ve seen in a few other Caption This features. This “mystery man” cannot seem to compose himself when a camera is in his presence. It’s like his face takes control of his brain and contorts into a monstrous pose. Thanks God he is my facebook friend and I have enough pictures to do 3 years worth of Caption This shots =P

I just can’t get enough of this lovable guy.

I’ll kick it off with “I just shit my pants and I think she knows… FACKKK!”

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