I remember my 18th birthday like it was yesterday. The old man took me out to buy a shit load of scratch-n-win lottery tickets and then to the local titty bar to squander our winnings on some of Philadelphia’s finest. We ended up with a 20 dollar winner, but put it between some girls boobs for a tip instead of duping her with a losing ticket as we had planned. Ahh, Good ‘ole father and son shenanigans. Those were the days.
Well today is another 18th birthday bonanza, almost as monumental as my own. My girl Hayden Panettiere (however you say it…doesn’t really matter) is finally 18 - not that I’ve had a 3 month countdown on my wall or anything.
I can now safely check out her pictures and not have to worry about that sexual predator TV show host bursting into my room while my pants are down (kidding).
Is the fact that she was only 17 when these pictures were taken make it wrong to look at? Even though she is 18 now? I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. I tend to walk the line on those “grey areas” and can never tell.
Next Step, Playboy? =)
A Hayden collection for your legal enjoyment:
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So, once again, I am feeling generous to all males out in the cyberworld who are searching for ways to attract members of the opposite sex. I figured I’m qualified to give legitimate advice in this area because…well, it’s worked for me a couple of times, so it’s got to be good. Right? Anyway, for your enjoyment:
