Math Pickup Lines Get Me Laid

My buddy Donny sent me this the other day and it gave me a decent laugh. Not a big laugh, but a decent one. Anyway, check out this list of math geek pickup lines: http://home.uchicago.edu/~jswaters/math.html

My personal favs that I will be testing on my next night out are:

I would really like to bisect your angle.
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
Your face has perfect reflective symmetry.
Nice calculator. Wanna iterate?

I mean jesus. How can I NOT get laid using these bad boys. Stay tuned for results

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Guess That Rack Hanukkah Edition

In the spirit of Hanukkah, I figured I would dedicate a Guess That Rack to one of my favorite up and coming jewish starlets. These puppies are small, yet affordable?

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Price Is Right + Bouncing Boobs = Best Video Ever

Well it seems CollegeHumor has come through again with a video from their vault.

Some bouncing boobs + Price Is Right = Happy Dan

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I Was A Smoking Hot Chick For An Hour

I was at the gym the other night and a weird thing happened to me. For a brief hour, I knew what it felt like to be a smoking hot chick. I know that sounds strange, but it’s true. Here is how it all went down…

I get to the gym, do my normal workout and end it with a run on the tredmill. Normally I just run outside, but it’s too damn cold out for that in the winter. So about 25 minutes into my run a steady stream of sweat starts through my shirt and my breaths become gasps. The gym is packed by this point leaving only two tredmills open and they happen to be on each side of me.

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Woman Has 200 Orgasms A Day - Might Be A Superhero

So it seems that this woman literally orgasms at the touch of any little vibration or movement. At first I thought there is no F’ing way because I am usually the only person in the world that can do that to a girl, but after reading the article the story seems to check out.

SARAH Carmen, 24, says the Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome that she suffers from can cause her to have orgasm at any time of day.

A girl that orgasms that many times in a day would be the perfect girl in my opinion because, well hey, it makes the guys job that much easier. At the same time, I’m a bit jealous of her super power. It is almost like she is some sort of xmen doesn’t know it. Damn that’s hot.

The only downside is the amount of underwear she must go through each day. I’d say at least 15 pair. I only go through about 3 pair a week and have a tough time keeping up with laundry, so I have no idea how she pulls it off.

Anyway, Kudos to you, Orgasmite (her Xmen name)

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