BpBc reader Sly sent this my way the other day. I must say, if I can find a girl willing to wear any of these then I just may have a keeper. Here are my 2 favorites and you can check the rest out here.
Password protected panties? GENIOUS! I just wish they had more thongs 
I’m just sitting around drinking some vodka so I can get to bed for pretzels at 6 a.m. in the morning so here’s some items from cyberworld (kinda glad no one says that anymore). While I don’t have any videos featuring coked out surfers or Amanda Bynes, I do have vibrators, cleveland steamers, and Tom Cruise, if you’re into that kind of stuff.
Tom Cruise’s Scientology Recruitment Video (Article and Video)
John Kruk to appear on Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Article about TV Show)
Osi Umenyiora Wants to Poop on You (Article with quotes)
My New Desktop (lolcat picture)
Al Qaeda may start planting bombs in vibrators (Article from Sweden)
Never wanna play this song on guitar hero again, ever. (GH3 Video)
Many of my friends have recently entered the work force. They’ve had to sacrifice a lot to appear to be responsible, hard-working individuals (no gin on Tuesday nights, less than two long islands with lunch, etc.). But how far would you go to keep your appearance of prosperity?
Here’s the situation. You just scored a decent job with a prominent company and are trying hard to make a good impression. Only problem is you destroyed the last home you lived in and all the middle income housing in the area is owned by the same realtor. e.g. You cannot secure middle income housing. You’re faced with the following decision:
Would You Rather ride a dirt bike to work every day and live in a nice house in a well-to-do neighborhood OR drive a new luxury automobile of your choice (BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, etc.) and live in a trailer near a landfill.
There is a security booth when you arrive at your company parking lot and the lot itself is fairly small, so word will get around and your boss and coworkers will be well aware of your mode of transportation. Remember that you will have to engage in “water-cooler” conversation at work all the time. If you choose the BMW/Trailer you will have to lie about where you live and won’t be able to explain your situation. On the other hand your only available explanation for the dirt bike is that you “love to feel the wind in your hair.” There is running water and a sewer system in your trailer.
(Uhhhhhh) Nah Nah Nah Nah.
Alright I am pretty tired of all the freaking Myspace survey bulletins that people always send out. It’s basically the same thing over and over again and girls never answer them honestly for fear of appearing slutty. SOOOO, I am doing my own version of a survey built around music. I did something like this in the past and it seemed to go over fairly well so awayyyyyy we goooooooo.
Basically, for each category you put a song. If there is a song that reminds you of that experience, put that down with an * after it. If not, put down the song you would WANT TO HEAR during that experience. Leave your lists in the comments. Easy Enough.
This is probably old stuff, but I just saw it last night. It seems that Jenna Jameson is calling it quits from filming pornos. She released the “big news” at the AVN Porn awards where all of her fans boo’ed her.
Check it out.
Does it matter though? She is hideous now and lost her appeal when she went apeshit with the plastic surgery. Maybe retirement was the right move since no one wants to see her naked anymore. Peace Jenna!
It seems that the last two Harry Potter flicks will each be released in 2 parts. This news brings tears to my eyes. Why? Because so many “based-on-a-book” movies usually cut so much out of the plot that it never meets my expectations.
Now the question to be asked is this a move by the studio to make more money? You bet your ass it is. Do I care? No freaking way. More Harry Potter means a happy me. I just hope they don’t butcher the movie with new stuff to fill the time.
I’ll keep y’all posted as I hear more.
I saw this clip last night and was blown away. Who the hell cries over a god damn football game?
I mean seriously. You lost. Get over it and go back to your multi-million dollar mansion and mope your face off where no one can see you.
What a bitch.
Here is how real men handle their emotion…
