A buddy of mine sent this over a week or two ago. I have no idea where he finds this shit, but it looks pretty intriguing. I kind of like the idea of playing with a game controller AND boobs at the same time. Best of two worlds - a gamers fantasy.
I also like how it takes a literal meaning to “Playing with my joystick” Giggedy Giggedy.
I am not sure why this video cracks me up EVERY TIME I see it. Maybe it’s this dude’s killer dance moves that get me, even though I’m pretty sure I could blow him out of the water on the dance floor. I think what really does it for me is that voice coming out of that body. Must drive the ladies crazzzzzyyyyy…
Steak and BJ Day is where it’s at. 1 Month away fellas!
It’s that time again boys and girls. Let’s put ourselves in an awkward situation (like my usual friday night) and see which way this goes.
Scenario: You are only allowed to eat one kind of food for every meal, for the rest of your life. You will never get sick of it, no matter how many times you eat it.
Would You Rather:
1. Eat the one food you love most in this world. The only problem is that every time you eat it, you’ll get explosive diarrhea, every time. But man will you enjoy it going down.
2. Eat oatmeal for every meal. No flavors. No added extras. Just bland oatmeal. You will poop normal and feel great.
Well?
I think I’ll go with my favorite food and sacrifice my ass for the cause (Option 1). I love to eat too much to only eat oatmeal all the time. I can handle the extra paperwork in the bathroom.
Quick side note - My food of choice would be pepperoni pizza.
More Would You Rather fun here.
The title might give this one away. These sweater kittens hang from a celeb that either looks decent or horribly bad, in my opinion. On the rare occurrence she will look smoking hot, but I emphasis the RARE. Anywho, hit your guesses in the comments.
Winner gets will be deemed a bigger celeb whore than BpBc reader Kater, for the week.
Check out some other Celebrity Racks here.
(In no particular order)
1. Target - My hidden gem. Target never ceases to amaze me. I go in there looking for a new DVD and I find women all over the place. From my experiences, there are mainly trophy wives during the day who have the hubby’s credit card. Women be shopping!
2. A Hospital - Remember all of those nursing majors in college? Of course you don’t. That’s because they were always clinical or whatever nurses do. Most of them go unseen throughout their college career. Well let me tell you something….Hospitals are packed with 20something vaginals who are overworked and stressed out. Quite the perfect storm if you ask me.
3. Any Big Name Gym - This is an obvious one. Girls with great bodies generally have to work at it. Where at you ask? Duhhhhhh. Of course, it has to be a big name gym like Bally’s or LA Fitness. I used to go to a gym that was attached to a hospital and every woman there had already been through menopause, some twice. Go to a trendy gym, just after the work day and enjoy the ride.
4. College Library - Smart girls are hot. Unfortunately, they also avoid the library because they know real work doesn’t get done there (from my experiences at least). Generally, I have found college libraries full sorority-type girls who go there with intentions of studying, but end up talking with their hot sorority-type friends. Go there, pretend to read and stare away. Creepily, of course.
All I can say is “Meh” because this dude doesn’t impress me. Throw a blindfold on and then we can talk.
I can do that shit in my sleep.
