A friend sent me this video last week. It’s so-so until the dude in the middle starts laughing (around 1:25). I love the comedian’s “stop mid performance” reaction…hilarious. BUTTT My favorite part has to be at the end when the music is playing and you can still hear him laughing (around 8:08)…
I wish my dad laughed like that…
Ok so if you remember the last music survey, it went something like this. Well I’m in the mood for another little diddy with some new categories so let’s have at it, hoss. It goes a little something like this:
Basically, for each category you put a song (in the comments). If there is a song that reminds you of that experience, put that down with an * after it. If not, put down the song you would WANT TO HEAR during that experience. Leave your lists in the comments. Easy Enough.
Score a Game Winning Goal - Something Explosive like Still Trying by Midtown
Ski / Snowboard Down a Mountain - Sublime - Badfish
Smoke Weed - Anything by the Beatles
Dance At A Party - Next Episode by Snoop or Knock on Wood by Amii Stewart
Roller Skate At A Skating Rink With A Partner (You know, holding hands…like Elementary school) - For some reason Total Eclipse Of The Heart pops into my memory. There were just so many times and so many girls that it’s hard to keep track…
Any Tedious Work Task - Bolero by Ravel
Take A Shower - Wake Up by Tim Armstrong
Sing Karaoke - Christ, whatever I will butcher the least and everyone knows the words to…maybe Panama by Van Halen
Sit In Rush Hour Traffic - Preston and Steve
Take Long Ass Road Trip - The Point! by Harry Neilsson
Walking Around The City / To Class - Phish - Heavy Things
At A Strip Club (Girls dancing to) - Work it by Missy Misdemeanor
Walking Up To Bat In a Baseball Game - Superman by Goldfinger
On a First Date - First Date by Blink182. If she rocks out, she’s a keeper…
On The Bus Going To School - MxPx of the late 90’s (Teenage Politics)
After A Long Day Of Work - Miley Cyrus…sike. How about some quiet?
Ok so that’s all I got. These were actually hard to come up with ( and some a stretch 
), so this will most likely be the last of the series. Leave your picks in the comments kiddos.
This tip came in from bpbc lurker, danny boy. It seems that Jenna Fischer is going to be “naked” on the cover of Wired Magazine. Unfortunately, you won’t see much as she will be holding something in front of herself. On the other hand, I guess it’s one step close to Playboy so I can’t complain
I still like her more when she’s not dolled up (like in The Office). Pam Beesley FTW!!!
Source: PopSugar
So many thoughts come to mind. First off, I have been to my fair share of bowling alley’s and I have never seen anything but overweight old men (like the creeper in the background). A woman with milf status is such a rare find.
Secondly, I can only pray that my future wife will be able to do a trick similar to that. Such flexibility and control - I bet she’s a freak in the sack. Enter dirty thoughts.
Third, I feel bad for this lady’s children. If my mom was out on a friday night at 7:30pm pulling stunts like this at the local alley and it ended up on the internets, I’d be pretty embarrassed.
So who knows of a bowling hot spot in the philly area with shenanigans like this going on…please let me know straight away.
So with all the Spice Girl Tour gayness finally dying down, I think it’s a good time to put 3 of the hoebags to the FMK test. The hard part is picking which 3 since they all kinda blow, but we’ll go with Posh Spice aka Balloon Tits Spice, Sporty Spice aka Sweet Bangs Spice, and Scary Spice aka Black Spice (some clever reference to Eddie Murphy’s illegitimate kid wouldn’t fit on the picture).
So, who would you F*ck, who would you Marry, and who would you Kill?
Personally, I am going to cheat and kill all three. Maybe I’d F posh first, just to see her fake boobs not bounce around (nom nom nom), then I’d kill her. I hate the Spice Girls with an intense passion.
Sooo Bpbc fanatic, Kater, sent this gem in earlier today. Didn’t see that coming (twss). Anyway, glad to see so many of you hard at working contributing to corporate America.
Here is a picture of what Mario would look like in real life.
Pretty freaking creepy if you ask me.
So I went to finally get my tattoo yesterday afternoon after 2 or 3 reschedules and 2 weeks of waiting. I’ll be the first to admit that I was a bit nervous as I had no idea what kind of pain to expect. Not to mention, needles and myself have never had a good history.
As soon as I get there, they sat me down and put a stencil of the drawing on my arm so I can see what it would look like - I was impressed. SO impressed, in fact, that I was ready to just pay for the stencil and call it a day. No needles required.
Now everyone I have talked to about getting a tattoo told me “Ohhhh, it’s not that it hurts per say, but it’s more of an awkward feeling”. Well they are all liars. The first 5 minutes hurt like a sonofabitch, but after that it wasn’t so bad….that is until my body turned on me….
About 10 minutes in, my whole body started to sweat like I was having a terrible hangover. I got a nauseas, light headed and a little dizzy. It was a weird feeling that came on in like 10-20 seconds. The fact that Metallica was blaring in the background didn’t help much either.
The tattoo artist looked up at me immediately ran to get an ice pack, 3 cups of sugar water and a twix bar. Apparently, some people (read little bitches) react that way their first time. I just wish that held true with some of my past sexual mishaps. Truth is, I didn’t eat too much that day and needed some sugar in the ol’ bloodstream.
So anyway, after my little breakdown, I got back up and finished the job like a man. I am very happy with the way it turned out. Check it.
It’s a musical note with a little badassery added to it and it’s on my left shoulder.
Not to get toooo gay (or personal), but music has been a big part of my life, especially during the teenage years. I also love the fact that when I hear certain songs, a memory (good and bad) pops into my head of something I experienced.
Props for my baker, Keith for drawing it up and Aaron for doing the ink work.
Now where is the next one going???
