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Akon is a Douchebag You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a…You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do?…

No but seriously, Akon is a piece of shit served cold.

A few weeks ago he pulled some 14 year old girl on stage at one of his shows. He got the girl in a missionary position and started humping her like my dog humps my leg. It was pretty graphic, to say the least. What a solid role model.

Today, I stumbled across a video (see below) of him trying to be a tough guy on stage.


Apparently, at a show he was hit with an object from the crowd. I’ve seen this happen on a few occasions and the worst response was the band leaving the stage. What does Akon do? He takes off his shirt and sweet necklace. Then, he calls the kid on stage, puts the kid on his shoulders and throws him into the crowd. Of course the girls in front of the stage weren’t ready for the guy and dropped him. Pathetic.

He should stick to singing backup vocals to Gwen Stefani songs.

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