Happy Steak and BJ Day

Well fellas, it’s the best holiday of the year - Steak and BJ Day. Women have their gay ass valentine’s day and we have today. So make sure you milk it for all it’s worth.

For all you single kids like myself, go out tonight and convince some drunk girl that it’s her civic duty to participate in today’s holiday - minus the steak.

Yeah, I’m classy like that.

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Mexican Midget Video

Has anyone seen this yet? I saw it a few days ago and it has given me nightmares every night since. You have been warned…

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Caption This - Ugly Sweater Picture!

This “Caption This” shot comes from an ugly sweater party I had at my house a few months ago. If you want to check out some of the other Caption This entries click here: nom nom nom.

Leave some captions in the comments. Please.

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Hayden Panettiere, Mom & Hilary Duff Doing Some Work On Lollipops

No idea where these came from or how old they are, but damn. These ladies are doing some work on these lollipops. I think Pic 5 might be my favorite. Look at mommy go to town. Nom nom nom.

#3 aint bad either. Found on Preston and Steve

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Celebs Vs Paparazzi Gayness

So apparently Ashton Kutcher is producing this new TV show where celebrities make up rumors about themselves in order to “punk” the paparazzi. The pappos see celebs out and about being ridiculous or whatever and report back to gossip headquarters. Once the story hits the net and tabloids, it is revealed that it was all hoax and VOILA! The jokes on them. HILARIOUS, no?

I like the idea of discrediting the paparazzi by feeding them fake news, but I mean comeon…Do you really think they care if the news is legit or not? It’s all about having the hot story, whether it’s true or not it’s another thing. I think it’s pathetic how much attention celebrities already get and this show is only going to feed the fire. Look, I already spent the last 5 minutes of my time writing this blurb about celebrities when I could have been doing something more productive likeeee…well let’s be real - I would probably have been sitting in front of my TV watching Family Guy reruns, but you get my point.

Anyway, this show will most likely be a hit because people are dumb and watch almost anything.

We live in a sad world.

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Daytime Driving Woes

I hate driving during the day. When I go into work at 3:30am there is virtually no one on the road. I hit 90mph (cuz im a badass) on the turnpike and the trip takes about 13 minutes. Now, the trip home at 3:00pm takes me nearly 40 minutes and it’s the same distance. The reason? People are F-ing idiots…Which leads me to a quick rant of some things I cannot stand about daytime driving:

• Going below 80 in the left lane on a major highway
• Waiting until the last minute to signal, thus trapping me behind you when I could have switched lanes.
• Not signaling at all.
• People who don’t make a right turn at a red light where it is allowed.
• People who ride your ass because you aren’t going fast enough when it’s really the car ahead of you that sucks at life.
• New York Drivers. I realllly don’t like them. Jersey drivers are a close 2nd.
• Old people doing 25mph on all roads.
• Cops who throw their lights on to go through an intersection. Assholes
• That moron who drives with their high beams on all the time. (Ok, so this would be Night time driving, but whatever.
• Those Mack trucks who drive side by side with each other so you cannot pass them. I swear they talk on the CB radios and F with me.
• Traffic lights that DON’T have the sensors. I have become spoiled and HATE waiting at an empty light.
• Old people.
• Small women in over sized SUVs

Ugh, I could keep going but I am sounding really bitter right now. I needed to get that out. Anyone else feeling my pain?

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Hayden Panettiere Dishes With Cosmo

Some fun pictures of one of my many celebrity obsessions, Hayden Panettiere.

She dishes out sex tips AND does a quiz?!?!?! LOL OMGGGGGG like she is totally my FAV now.

Pic 2 looks damn sexy (sorry for the giant size).

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