Between the blindfolded lady in Halftime Show Hilarity and this article I have boobs on the brain. Okay, so I usually do anyway.
A recent study looking at the range of movement in a woman’s breast during exercise showed that boobs could bounce as much as 8 inches up and down.
8 inches! If my penis moved that much when I exercised I wouldn’t ever exceed a slow walk for the rest of my life.
According to the study “The overall pattern of the movement resembled a figure-8.”
My hat’s off to any of you ladies who can put up with that kind of action. Thank god my man boobs are small.
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I wouldn’t mind seeing those cans do a figure 8, nah mean?
I remember one time back in my early twenties, my wife (then girlfriend) and I were involved in a late night couples “Truth or Dare” game, brought on by some excessive drinking. At one point my wife and my best friend’s “girlfriend” (she was really more of a volunteer sex slave) were dared to run down to the end of our block and back (about 1/8 mile) naked and screaming.
We were all gathered outside to enjoy the show and get pics. I was just dark enough that once they got about 100 feet away from us all you could see was street light and blackness. We waited listening to the screaming and yelling as it slowly got louder upon their return trip. As they entered the light of street lamp suddenly our vision seemed to kick into “Baywatch” style slow motion as we were captivated by the counter rotations of pale white breasts briskly (and clumsily) approaching us in the night.
It seems that in the case of these two young “ladies” running caused their, normally relatively small, breasts to swing in rotation opposite one another. Possibly due to the girls matched strides, their right boobs swung clockwise while the left ones swung counter clockwise at a pace that kept them from narrowly smacking into one another (the boobs not the girls, alcohol caused them to smack into each other now and again).
Now sure where I was going with this, but the article reminded me of the many discussions this event caused at later meetings.