We were all gathered outside to enjoy the show and get pics. I was just dark enough that once they got about 100 feet away from us all you could see was street light and blackness. We waited listening to the screaming and yelling as it slowly got louder upon their return trip. As they entered the light of street lamp suddenly our vision seemed to kick into “Baywatch” style slow motion as we were captivated by the counter rotations of pale white breasts briskly (and clumsily) approaching us in the night.

It seems that in the case of these two young “ladies” running caused their, normally relatively small, breasts to swing in rotation opposite one another. Possibly due to the girls matched strides, their right boobs swung clockwise while the left ones swung counter clockwise at a pace that kept them from narrowly smacking into one another (the boobs not the girls, alcohol caused them to smack into each other now and again).

Now sure where I was going with this, but the article reminded me of the many discussions this event caused at later meetings.