Republicans seemingly similar to Al Qaida/Taliban?

HAHA, I stumbled across this article via Daily Kos and Don’t Link This and I felt the need to share it with you all. It is basically a comparison between Liberals, Conservatives, and the Taliban on some common issues. Gave me a laugh, I hope it does the same for you:

Pop Culture

• Al Qaida/Taliban: Hate it… kill it
• American Taliban: Hate it… ban it
• Liberals: Laugh at it… boycott it

God

• Al Qaida/Taliban: God is on our side and will help us kill our enemies
• American Taliban: God is on our side and will help us kill our enemies
• Liberals: God may or may not exist and will not help us kill anyone

Press

• Al Qaida/Taliban: Control of the Press
• American Taliban: Manipulation of the Press
• Liberals: Freedom of the Press

Free Speech

• Al Qaida/Taliban: Anyone who disagrees with us is an infidel and must be silenced
• American Taliban: Anyone who disagrees with us is a traitor and must be silenced
• Liberals: Anyone who disagrees with us is in for a spirited discussion

Tolerance

• Al Qaida/Taliban: Death to the infidels
• American Taliban: Kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity
• Liberals: Live and let live

Marriage

• Al Qaida/Taliban: Marriage is only between a man and a woman
• American Taliban: Marriage is only between a man and a woman
• Liberals: Marriage is between any two people who love each other

Yea those are just a few. As you can guess the list goes on for a while. Check it out.

Changing gears, I actually was able to sit through an episode of that mtv show “Date my Mom” and all I can say is holy shit. It could possibly be one of the worst shows on television right now. It amazes me that people not only think of such shitty ideas for a TV show, but others agree and actually produce the shows. If someone pitched me the idea of “Date my Mom” I would poop on it and give it back to them. Bad form mtv, bad form. At least I still have my TRL and NEXT!. Oh, We got jokes? The only thing mtv has going for them right now is my girl Melinda on the real world. You can’t tell me she isn’t the hottest one on that show, look at that pic. Enter dirty thoughts.

Aiight time to get on with my day.

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2 Comments»

Comment by Kelly on January 7, 2007

Diddy, Melinda has saggy boobs Such a shame…

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Comment by Dan on January 7, 2007

Haha well 1. they arent that saggy and 2. that’s ok with me.

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