Written by Dan - Tagged with Women - 10 Comments
No Bra Lindsay Lohan

This post is inspired by the above picture. Click it for a bigger version.

So I saw ANOTHER braless Lindsay Lohan picture. Immediately I thought “Man, wouldn’t it be nice if all women skipped on the bra and only wore a T-Shirt. It would be hot, right?”

Sure, the older, saggier ladies would be an eyesore, but I could deal with it for the few “Holy-crap-look-at-that-rack” ’s that would come around.

That is why I am starting a new holiday. I am pushing for one day out of the year when all women cut their bras and set their beasts free. It doesn’t matter if they are perky, saggy, big, small, whatever.

I am thinking about calling it “Female Liberation Day”. Sounds legit. I guarantee that all straight males will support this event. The holiday would have to be in the summer so t-shirts could be worn.

I bet the sale of supersoakers would go up during that time…eh? eh?

So what do you say ladies? Who’s with me?

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Comment by Shauna on March 30, 2007

I’m pretty sure you just reached an all time low. :)

Comment by dan on March 31, 2007

Clearly you don’t know me well enough yet as I can sink much, much lower.

Comment by Shauna on March 31, 2007

yeah, you’re probably right lol

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Comment by john on May 10, 2007

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Comment by anna on March 31, 2007

But only if there is an equivalent, the “show your scrotum -day”.

On the other hand ….. you should go out into the world …. we think pictures like that are just your average 12 year old schoolboy’s wetdream, “wow, we can see her nipples” whoopie-doo. Nothing to get worked up about ….. we go braless, topless and bottomless on a regular basis …. what is the big deal you pathetic, hormone-ridden, repressed people.

(now, who feels like he’s being attacked and needs to say something nasty about the rest of the world?)

Comment by dan on March 31, 2007

Whoa! Was that an attack on me personally? Or men as a whole? Because, well, ouch.

 
Comment by sly on March 31, 2007
 
 
Comment by britt on April 1, 2007

typical dan engler. typical.

Comment by Sassy on September 17, 2007

Yeah, it does get a little old, eh? But I think American women wear bras way too much.

And I don’t know why. They’re damned uncomfortable. I say pack’em up and send them off to torture terrorists with. That’d be a good use for ‘em.

I almost never wear them and I have great hooters. I might wear one if I go to church or something. Otherwise, nah. Liberation of those two things at all times is exceedingly good.

The only thing worse than bras is control-top pantyhose. The guy who invented those should receive capital punishment. Immediately. In fact he should be hung by them.

 
 
Comment by The J on September 17, 2007

I don’t have an issue with bras in general, sure I’d like to see women in them less often, especially here in AZ.

Mmmmmm warm sweaty mounds sticking to skimpy spaghetti-strap tank tops.

Unfortunately, I’m surrounded by retirement communities, and many of the women are old enough to no longer give a shite. They’re celebrating your holiday everyday of the week against the will of my “young” eyes.

Though, some of those old goats have still got it.

My grip is with sports bras.

On the field, in the gym, or running down my street, that’s fine.

Everyday wear? No, & it’s gotta stop.

Ever since my wife got pregnant with our first child, and she found the only thing that made her comfortable with her giant milky temptations was a sports bra she hasn’t looked back.

Sure once in while she’ll throw on a standard rack supporter, and my reaction is, “Hey, tits!”, but more often than not it’s the sports bandage hiding her soft femininity.

It wasn’t so bad when they were swelling with creamy goodness, but once the feed train left town the station didn’t look so full any longer.

Oh, well. I guess I could get her pregnant again.

 
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