I couldn’t sleep last night so I decided to do some facebook picture stalking like all normal out-of-school people. Oh give me a break, a lot of you do it too!
Anyway, I stumbled across this picture and figured it would make for a good “Caption This”.
And for some of you pervs, some spank bank material.
You can check last week’s Caption This picture here: Mr. Potato Head Sexual Abuse
Check Out:
• Caption This - I Think I Just Shit My Pants• Caption This Picture Number 1
• Caption This - It’s That Guy Again
Tara, what’s the carb count on it say?
This is one of the weirdest looking parmesan cheese shakers I’ve ever seen…
Girl in white: “This pizza is really good”
Girl in the middle: “I put this thing where????”
Girl with the egg: “Man I really want Dildo Girl’s slice of pizza”
“Yeah its nice, but I prefer it in black”
Directions: To be taken orally or anally only
Shake well before use.
‘does this go in your ass tonight, or mine?’
“There’s poop on that dildo!”
Practice safe lunch, use a condiment.
Mxx
Read aloud, “Please remove label before using”
Girl in white:(mumbles with food in mouth)
“Hey, a Mood dildo!”
Girl on right:
“It turned red for me, I must be hot and horny.”
Girl in middle to girl on right:
“It says your mood is… consult physician?”
It says it’s made in China, you think I should be concerned about lead poisoning?