Time for another Caption This, kiddos. You can check out last week’s picture here: How To Use A Dildo.
Today we have another picture from the same guy you’ve seen in a few other Caption This features. This “mystery man” cannot seem to compose himself when a camera is in his presence. It’s like his face takes control of his brain and contorts into a monstrous pose. Thanks God he is my facebook friend and I have enough pictures to do 3 years worth of Caption This shots =P
I just can’t get enough of this lovable guy.
I’ll kick it off with “I just shit my pants and I think she knows… FACKKK!”
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Do the Flukeman
Girl: “Whoops! A little poo…”
Guy: “Oh…my…GOD! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!? IT SMELLS TERRIBLE! IF I HAD A CHOICE BETWEEN THIS SMELL AND DEATH, I WOULD CHOOSE DEATH! (this guy is a theater major)
Or the classic…
(Cue the horror music)
….It’s the POOOOOOOOO!
i’m just gonna go ahead and say, i love the big guy…..enjoy those new sunglasses big guy, don’t let me get a hold of em
Girl: Don’t tell him there’s an Asian behind us…oh no, I think he already figured it out.
guy: SPLOOOOOOORK.