OK OK, I was hesitant to make this into a “caption this”, but I figure I’ll let my guard down and you kids can have at it. I’m even hoping this post my bring You Know Who out of the woodwork to take a shot at me.
In case you were wondering, that is a picture of me in some magazine / newspaper (A pretty bad picture - and scan - I’d like to add). I am now a X-List celebrity so ladies, please submit your name, phone number, and email address in the comments below as there will now be a line of ladies waiting to date me for my fame.
And you’re captions of course.
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CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!
gayest pic ive ever seen…seriously…
Sadly, I agree…
i really got nothing for ya on this one. ummmmmmmmmm, yup, can’t think of anything
“Straight from the oven or straight out of dan’s ass?”
“See, Ï’ve got mine in a twist”.
You Know Who, where are you?
“Four years of IT training at Pitt and one year with Deloitte. Yes, I’ve worked hard to get here.”
Actually 1.5 years with Deloitte…crazy how things change
“Pretzel Logic - An Oxymoron.”
i don’t really have a comment on the picture, more of an overall general comment on the matter…i asked you what paper/magazine this was going to be in via AIM and you said montgomery times. however, in this post, you aren’t anxious to specify where this article can be found. so, spill the beans. what magazine is this really in, Dan? is there some underground nude pretzel magazine we’re not aware of? (”we’re” as in 99.9% of the world)
Yes, my product does in fact taste extra salty.
btw nice smile haha
I think you look adorable there.
Kinda hot.
Then again I havent eaten a bite in about 26 hours so I might just be starving.