Written by Dan - Tagged with Animals, News, WTF! - No Comments

From The Maryland Gazette:

The catching was slow and they looked back to check their lines. They saw what appeared to be a seal with its snout out of the water, but they didn’t think any seals were around their fishing grounds and they kept watching.

Soon they realized it was a deer trying desperately to keep afloat — and obviously losing the battle. Fearing the whitetail would get snagged in their lines they cranked in their rigs. Then the deer headed straight for the boat possibly thinking it was a spit of land.

But as it got closer and saw the two fishermen aboard, it had second thoughts. With its nose barely out of the water, it appeared to have been swimming all night, said Campbell. “Since the fish weren’t biting, we thought we’d give it a hand. Bo grew up around cows, was really handy with a bow line and lasooed the deer on the first attempt.”

They got it close, Bo grabbed the neck, Chad got a good hold on a flank and “we barreled over backwards to the deck — and before we knew it, Bo was on top of the buck in velvet and had him hog tied like a calf.”

Chad, said they feared the deer was going to “kick the hell out of us in a 22-foot center console boat,” but they were lucky, it was too exhausted to resist, “We hit the gas and ran him to the closest beach, Kent Point, where I beached the boat and we carefully unloaded our catch on the sand. We untied him and jumped back.

“Too weak to stand, he just sat there quivering. We picked him up again and put his feet underneath him, but he still couldn’t walk or stand. We left him sitting there looking at us. Before we left, I looked him in the eye and said ‘See you on opening day; payback time.’

“We don’t know whether he made it or not, but we do know his chances were vastly improved for survival than when we first saw him.”

Source: Burton, Bill. “Oh Deer, What a Fishing Expedition on Bay.”
Maryland Gazette; June 13th, 2007.

Crazy Shit.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Nasty, Poop, Animals - 2 Comments

You may remember that chick that pooped into the jacuzzi during a rap video. Well, it seems that it’s not all that uncommon for animals to “let the good times roll” in water.

Take Mr. Hippo for example:

Personally, I prefer to squeeze one out in the bath tub…but that’s just me.

Poop humor. Gross.

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Oscar The Cat A bpbc reader sent this story to me. I gotta admit, it’s pretty crazy.

Apparently, this cat lives in a nursing home and can predict when a resident is going to die. He will go in and lay with the person a few hours before the grim reaper arrives. He has successfully predicted 25 deaths and can even predict when a patient is misdiagnosed (he won’t lay with them). Freaky shit.

If I lived in a nursing home with that cat, I would dread the day that the small beast creeps into my room and jumps on my bed. On the other hand, I would have a hell of a fun time screwing with the other residents by forcing the cat into their room or telling them at lunch that I “saw Oscar lingering outside their room the other day”.

God I hope my family doesn’t put me in a nursing home.

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Ok not really, but check this shit out. This guy hangs out with lions like it’s no big deal.

Supposedly, he has a higher trust lever for lions than he does for his fellow man. He loves to play and lay around with them. I don’t know about you, but I have never met a lion that didn’t want to bite my head off and serve me up to his pride. In fact, I have never met a lion at all.

Actually, this guy has a lot in common with myself. He likes to chill with the lions just like I enjoy kicking it with the dogs. I would go as far to say that I often trust dogs more than most humans.

In fact, here is an action shot from a few years ago starring me and a vicious dog I befriended from the wild. Damn I’m adventurous.

Roxy

Check out some cool pics and this dude’s story here

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Pictures, Animals - 8 Comments

So it’s a slow day in the pretzel factory today. Not sure why, maybe because of the Holiday (President’s Day)? Anyway, I was doing some digging and I found this site with pictures of wet cats. Being the cat lover that I am (dogs too), I figured I’d post a few pics. Plus, I wanted to work this gem into a post:

I like my cats like I like my vagina…you know the rest.

Wet Cat 1

Wet Cat 7

Wet Cat 11

Wet Cat 14

Wet Cat 18

Wet Cat 20

Images came from Rippin Kitten. Check it for more. Rar.

This post is for you, Douglas. You Herm.

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Animals, YouTube, Funny, TV - 1 Comment

I love lame jokes and cheesy humor. It’s just who I am. Maybe that’s why I find Lazer Cats to be hilarious. I saw the sequel, Lazer Cats 2, on this past Saturday Night Live, but was only able to find the first one on YouTube. Once LC2 gets on there, i’ll post it too. Check It.

Thoughts? Douglas?

EDIT - It seems YouTube took the video down. Thanks for letting me know punks!

You can watch the video here

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Written by Dan - Tagged with Pictures, Animals - 3 Comments

Reader “Douglas” linked me to a webpage full of funny pictures of cats and kittens. Since I am huge cat lover, I can’t help but share the love on BpBc. Granted some of the captions are corny, but the cats are cute.

Enjoy.

Funny Cat 1

More pictures after the jump
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