Chris Farley Is Alive, I Think

I was listening to Preston and Steve today and they referenced a picture of Chris Farley back from the dead as a little girl. I went to their site and found this picture.

Good God! The more I stare the more she looks like him.

All I can picture is that skit from SNL where Farley plays Adam Sandler’s wife and says “Here that Hannnnnkkkk?” and makes that goofy face.

That poor, poor child.

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Sarah Silverman Put Paris Hilton In Her Place, Live

I wrote before how I think Sara Silverman is disgusting. After watching this clip from the 2007 MTV Movie Awards, my opinion hasn’t changed. However, I now have a bit more respect for her edginess…and her chest. Watch Sarah and her tatties put Paris Hilton in her place.

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Hilton’s expressions are hilarious! That bitch deserves so much more than a little ball busting on TV.

Jack Nicholson agrees!

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FHM 100 Sexiest Women

FHM recently published their top 100 Sexiest Women List. To spare you the suspense, my girl Jessica Alba took the number 1 spot. While I support this choice 100%, I do not agree with some of the other women who made the list:
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Amanda Bynes Birthday Dance

In case you missed it, Amanda Bynes turned 21 recently. Now my unhealthy obsession is a little more justified.

[img from Uncle Grambo / Shabooty]

Maybe i’ll run into her at the Hulmeville Inn.

I’m a horrible person

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Dear Jenna Fischer, Please Have My Babies

I was reading some new (to me) sites last night and I stumbled onto Fatbackandcollards. They had this incredible sexy picture of my girl Jenna Fischer on there and they immediately won over a new reader. How hot does she look there?

One of BpBc’s loyal female readers recently yelled at me for writing too much about sexy women and blah blah blah. I tried to tone it down a bit, but I can’t resist a little Pam Beesley on the site. I hope she searches google for her name (cuz we all do that, right?) and this page comes up. Maybe then she will understand my love for her and will return my drunken calls, emails, and texts..

Pam Beesley > Karen Filapelli

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The Ultimate Male Mating Call

So I am constantly asked by my guy friends (aka Mike Malen) how I am so successful at picking up women who are clearly out of my league. While I don’t like to reveal my inner most secrets and techniques, I am afraid that I cannot hide my biggest weapon and longer.

You see, Tracy Morgan did an interview the other day and he was completely wasted. He decided it was a perfect time to give away my #1 move I use to pick up hot chicks at the bar- The Ultimate Mating Call…Watch the video around the 1:00 mark.

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If any female readers would like to see me slapping my belly, leave ‘em in the comments

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Rosie O’Donnell Hangs Upside Down and Haunts My Dreams

So I stumbled onto this video via The Superficial and it kept me up all night. Not because I think Rosie in that position is dead sexy, but because it gave me chilling nightmares. The last time that happened was after I saw “Chucky” the doll cut off some guy’s balls. Yea, it’s that scary.

Some of you probably think this video is sexy. All I can say is that you disgust me, Donny.

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