I’ll admit it - I read celebrity blogs like WWTDD.com or TheSuperficial.com every now and again. While I hate the fact that people get filthy rich off of “Acting”, I still check the sites in hopes of seeing a nip slip or a new sex tape.
But there is one celebrity that really kills me and is always on the front page of these sites - Paris Hilton. She brings absolutely nothing to the table. She has never accomplished anything in her life (that I know of) and the only reason she survives in this world is because of her parents. I guess her “sex tape” helped too.
It kills me that people work their asses off for 60 hours a week to just get by and this bitch is born into more money than most people see in their lifetime. The fact that people actually take interest in her and her life makes me want to puke through my nose. The kind of puke that burns for hours afterwards. Yea.
It’s a twisted world we live in.
[ end rant ]
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I told myself that I wouldn’t write on as much celebrity news as I have in the past, but I can’t pass this one up. If you haven’t seen it floating around the web yet, here is a hilarious clip of Paula Abdul drunk as shit on some news show. Check out the hilarity.
1. How is she that drunk in the morning?
2. How did they let her go through with this interview?
Crazy.
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Move aside Pam Beesly and Karen Filapelli cause there’s a new TV girl in town and her name is Sarah Chalke. Dif and Phelan have been ranting and raving for years about the show Scrubs and it’s awesomeness. I never bought it until my brother came home from college 2 weeks ago and has been forcing it down my throat daily. It’s sore from all the episodes we’ve been watching.
I can now say that I love with the Dr. Elliot Reid (Chalke) and all her blonde hair sexiness. It’s not that she is incredibly gorgeous in an untouchable way, but she has that innocent and attainable look. I like that. Plus she acts like one of the guys, which is almost as sexy as her body.
Sorry Beesly, you have to prove yourself to regain your television hottie status.
Anyone else digging Sarah Chalke’s juice? (whatever “her juice” means…just popped in my head, I dunno.)
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I don’t know about you, but nine times out of 10 when an actor plays an athlete in a movie, they do a subpar performance. The other night I was watching this soccer movie called “GOAL”. It was about some Mexican kid who worked his way to playing for Newcastle United blah blah blah. The movie sucked, don’t waste your time.
What pissed me off was that the actor had no soccer abilities whatsoever. Anyone who plays could easily see that. I would rather an athlete trying to act than an actor failing at playing an athletic role. Let’s be honest, anyone can act - it’s not hard. In fact, I have been acting for the last 5 mintues and you had no idea. See, it’s cake.
There are a few exceptions, however.
Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay in “The Mighty Ducks”. - With that triple deke prefection, he DEFINITELY pulled off the role.
Charlie Sheen as Rick “The Wild Thing” Vaughn in both “Major League” movies. - His 100 mph fastball (The Terminator) and his badass look reminded me of Nolan Ryan in his prime.
Keanu Reeves as Shane Falco in “The Replacements” - He threw like Tony Romo, nailed the role.
Clearly some actors should just not do sport movies. What killer movie sports stars did I miss?
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It was suggested that I do a weekly F*ck, Marry, Kill on BpBc for debate. For those of you who aren’t familiar with “FMK”, it basically works like this: You are given three choices. You must decide which you would “F*ck”, which you would “Marry”, and which you would “Kill”. You should also justify each of your choices.
A lot of these are going to be “female oriented”, since I am a guy. I will try not to forget about our female readers and will do some alternate “F, M, K” from time to time.
That’s it really, so without further ado, here is this weeks “FMK”.
Who would you F*ck, Marry, and Kill?
- Oprah
- Rosie O’donnell (think of that nip/tuck episode…woof)
- Barbra Streisand
I know these are hard choices, but do your best.
I would probably “F*ck” Barbra Streisand since she seemed to know all the moves in Meet The Fockers. I would “Marry” Oprah for all of her money and power. I would “Kill” Rosie cause I hate that b*tch. I would also take out the other cast members of The View, with the exception of Hasselbeck’s wife. She’s fine.
What about you? Leave ‘em in the comments.
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