I told myself that I wouldn’t write on as much celebrity news as I have in the past, but I can’t pass this one up. If you haven’t seen it floating around the web yet, here is a hilarious clip of Paula Abdul drunk as shit on some news show. Check out the hilarity.
1. How is she that drunk in the morning?
2. How did they let her go through with this interview?
Crazy.
A few years ago the Sci-Fi channel produced the only good show that station has ever produced, Scare Tactics. Think Candid Camera meets Freddy Krugar. They put people in life threatening situations then tell them they are on “Scare Tactics”. You might think think I have a twisted sense of humor and I would have to agree, but you can’t deny that the guy screaming like a little girl in the video below isn’t hilarious.
More Scare Tactic videos on Youtube
I was going through some random girl’s myspace page, as most normal people do, and I stumbled across this picture of some girl and her blonde bombshell friends in Cabo. Hot girls at the beach, nothing new there. But check out the Spanish dude in the back just sipping on his drink, enjoying his fanny pack, staring at the ladies. He knows what’s up. If I were him I’d be doing the same exact thing.
Kinda reminds me of myself at the bar on Friday nights. At my table with beer in hand, oggling all the ladies. The only difference is I choose to leave my fanny pack at home. That’s just distasteful.
There’s no doubt that SNL isn’t what it used to be. The years of Chris Farley and Will Ferrell have passed and the show’s “zest” has faded. I haven’t watched many episodes this season as they rarely appeal to me.
On a leap of faith, I decided to TiVO a few episodes in hopes that the show picked up some new actors and wrote some funny skits. To my suprise, I actually enjoyed the majority of the skits. They have some fresh faces and the skits are generally funnier. Andy Samburg is quickly becoming one of my favorite characters. He’s hilarious.
Anyway, where am I going with this bit? Nowhere, really. If you gave up on Saturday Night Live like I did, maybe you should give it another go. You might be suprised with gems like “Dick In A Box”.
Some SNL Genius:
Stumbled across this letter and it made me laugh some. Just spreading the love.
Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
So I was killing time checking people’s AIM profiles and I came across this site of kids who are scared of santa via Dale’s profile. I must say that this might be one of my favorite Christmas sites. I’m not sure what is funnier, the look of terror on the kid’s faces or how pathetic some of the Santa Clauses look.
‘Tis the season.
Good News Everyone! (Especially you, Steve). It seems that if you are Jewish and wear the Star of David, you get to grab hot Jewish boobies whenever you want! At least that’s what I took away from this commercial. If that’s the case, then adios atheism and shalom Judiasm!
Credit goes to Evolve Already
