A buddy of mine sent this over a week or two ago. I have no idea where he finds this shit, but it looks pretty intriguing. I kind of like the idea of playing with a game controller AND boobs at the same time. Best of two worlds - a gamers fantasy.
I also like how it takes a literal meaning to “Playing with my joystick” Giggedy Giggedy.
My buddy Jeff sent me this story about a 17 Year old kid from Jersey who traded an iPhone for a Nissan 350Z. Apparently, he hacked the iPhone so you can use other carriers instead of being limited to only AT&T. The story basically says he spent all summer toying with the phone’s guts in order to make it multi-carrier capable.
After watching the video, I have to say that I really don’t like this kid. He acts all big and bad as though he found a cure for aids or something. When asked what his major is, he says “I’m thinking neuroscience - Hacking of the brain”. Poor kid. Once he realizes the workload involved with that major I am confident he’ll change to something that mixes well with alcohol.
So he spent 500 hours over the summer picking apart a phone? HA. Too much nerd, even for me.
Then you have some schmuck that trades a $25k+ Nissan 350z for the $400 hacked phone. Are you kidding me?
I might just hate the car guy more than the iPhone kid.
It’s a crazy world we live in.
Sooo I want a sweet ass Omni Sumo Chair for Christmas. Since I spend a fair amount of my day on my ass, it makes sense that I do it in style. You gotta admit that these things look pretty sweet. Plus to have a girl straddling like that…DAMN. If I wasn’t so strapped for cash, I would have bought one already and done up a review for you all.
Hear that Sumo Lounge Corp.? I LOVE to review cool stuff for my readers ;).
For now you must wait until I have some cash to blow. Anyone else try one of these things?
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Check out these shot glasses, made of ice. I think it’s a pretty badass idea. The only snag I can forsee is that if you don’t drink it right away, does the shot just melt away? What about your drink? Can you eat the shot glass? Do you have to return it to the bar? It could get sloppy. Either way, im sure the drunk that made this creation will get filthy rich and I will be frequently drinking from these glasses while wondering, “Why didn’t I think of this, damnit”.
Apparently, some Researchers at the German Institute for Condom Consultancy (yes it exists) have invented a new “spray on condom”. You get one of these capsule cases, fill it with latex and then throw your Jimmy in there. Boom! Instant condom.
I fail to see any advantage to using this over regular condoms.
I’ll wait for the reviews before I consider trying this out. More importantly, I’ll wait for a girl then i’ll worry about the condoms.
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Props to Donny on the heads up.
The contest is finally over. I had over 15 people enter the contest, which is 14 more than I had expected. Thank you all for entering, it makes me feel like BigPlansBigCrash is somewhat important.
I took all the names, wrote them down and threw them into a hat. The first name I pulled out was “HadUrDad”. I know for a fact that this guy would use the vibrator on himself somehow and not give it to his girlfriend so he was disqualified. The second name I pulled out was “Clare”. Congrats!
Clare, Send me an email with your contact information and I will ship it off ASAP. I expect a thorough write up, maybe a playlist you enjoy and the next time I’m in Chi-town - A live demonstration…
Stay tuned for our next contest, probably for a cash prize.
Well the highly anticipated OhMiBod Ipod Vibrator finally arrived a few days ago, which means I’ll have to choose a winner for the free OhMiBod Giveaway. So far there are only a handful of entries so the odds are in your favor! I will give it a few more days so check the contest and throw your name in there! Good Luck.
I have am working on a new contest so stay tuned and maybe you can win some cash.
