Written by Dan - Tagged with Happy Day - 1 Comment

Well fellas, it’s the best holiday of the year - Steak and BJ Day. Women have their gay ass valentine’s day and we have today. So make sure you milk it for all it’s worth.

For all you single kids like myself, go out tonight and convince some drunk girl that it’s her civic duty to participate in today’s holiday - minus the steak.

Yeah, I’m classy like that.

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