Around the Web - January 19, 2008

I’m just sitting around drinking some vodka so I can get to bed for pretzels at 6 a.m. in the morning so here’s some items from cyberworld (kinda glad no one says that anymore). While I don’t have any videos featuring coked out surfers or Amanda Bynes, I do have vibrators, cleveland steamers, and Tom Cruise, if you’re into that kind of stuff.

Tom Cruise’s Scientology Recruitment Video (Article and Video)

John Kruk to appear on Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Article about TV Show)

Osi Umenyiora Wants to Poop on You (Article with quotes)

My New Desktop (lolcat picture)

Al Qaeda may start planting bombs in vibrators (Article from Sweden)

Never wanna play this song on guitar hero again, ever. (GH3 Video)

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Around The Web - January 11, 2008

I have some extra time today so here are some quality links from around the net. Have a killer weekend kids and remember to practice SAFE SEX if you are so fortunate.

Hockey Fan Taunt (Video)

Celebrity Buttcrack Tribute via Cotton And Sand (List)

Beautiful Women With Killer Smiles (Pics)

Heidi Montag looking good in a bikini (Celeb?)

Cloverfield Monster Details (Movie)

Amanda Bynes and her baby face (Celeb)

Funny Ass Furniture Commercial (Videos)

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Good Stuff From Around The Web

Some quick links I’ve stumbled across over the last few days. Hopefully they will captivate your short attention span. Enjoy!

• 10 Clues Your Woman Is Cheating On You. I don’t have to worry about this since I am eternally single.
• Hayden Panettiere scratches her ass. My kinda girl
• Catchy Severus Snape Video. You might have to be a Harry Potter nerd to enjoy…
• Kid does a trick football play. Is that shit kosher?
• Surfing Wipeouts. Sometimes I wipe out on my boogie board. It is much more intense than these lame waves.

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Link Hotness - December 8th, 2006

Click here to view last week’s Link Hotness.

Here is some good stuff I came across this week.

Michael Richards is not Jewish. Actually, He is a 33rd Degree Mason - I am a 3rd Degree Mason, no lie.

Bone rings insetad of wedding rings???

Hayden Panettiere - My Jailbailt Pleasure

Screech’s Sex Tape is Out but I refuse to watch it. So Donny / Dino, when you guys are done watching, let me know how it is.

Atomic Situp - For those who don’t know, an Atomic Sit Up is when you bet somebody they can’t do a sit up with you holding their head back with a towel or pillow case. Then, as they try, you release the towel, and, well, just watch the video.

More wild and weird news via DavesDaily

See you all on Monday!

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Link Hotness - December 1st, 2006

Here is some good stuff I came across this week.

How girls should really act in bed

Ashlee Simpson looks like she is turning into an Olsen twin or some kinda alien

Danny Devito drunk on The View - I want him as a pet

How to survive worst case scenarios

NBA Houston Rockets Cheerleaders - Dunks never looked so F-ing sexy

I saw this video was posted on Shabooty. Been listening to Gym Class Heroes for some time now. Vocals on the song is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy.

See you on Monday.

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November 17th - Link Hotness

Here is some good shit I came across this week that is link worthy.

Tracy Morgan in “Blackass” ( I love him )

Amazing Backwards Bowler Pretty crazy technique

Rome Is Burning Clip Old, but still funny.

The 10 Greatest Punches Some great punch scenes.

Some new “LOST” Theories Theories that’ll make you wonder.

Too Many Orgasms For Women? My ladies have the same problem, I can’t blame them ::sarcasm:: sigh.

Dave’s Daily Media Entertaining Media.

You stay classy, PLANET EARTH.

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